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One of the very best of ALL time.

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I don't get this. Probably because I'm still new? Lol.

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This happened during a zoom court event in Texas. One of the lawyers could not change the screen face that one of his children had put on the computer and so he had to appear as a talking kitten for the proceedings. Google it. It is Youtube gold

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Anyone from GDS FAAS TEAM ???

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Guys wht wrong with GDS now.....

Remember the home grown manger get a tour to UK (as ifs our headquarters)

And all new senior get a 3day retreat in star hotels.

And now we don't even get anything including the goodies/Vouchers for Diwali.

Any insights???

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Sharing my lilies 😍

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Hi, I am new here. Would anyone mind 💟-ing this do that I can send DMs? Thanks!

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One of the primary aims of the criminal justice reform movement is to help ex-convicts re-enter the workforce by sealing criminal records, and making it more difficult for employers to judge applicants based on criminal history. The idea is that people are redeemable and capable of reform. Yet the same movement thoroughly enjoys getting people fired and publicly shaming them for making arguments they find “offensive”. A rapist is capable of reform, but not someone who makes a dumb tweet. Got it.

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Ideal WFH monitor set up - dual? Triple? Ultrawide? Super ultrawide? Curious what people here are rocking (or what they would be if they wanted to spend the money!)

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Hi All,

I have 2 offer please suggest which 1 to go with.
1. CTS 9 ( 8.55 Fixed 45k Variable)- Tech Lead
2. Vodafone 9 same as CTS they matched plus JB-50K - Band I
Exp 3.9
Skills: Oracle DBA
Your inputs will be highly appreciated to choose best comparing WLB and Job Security.

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Hi All,

I would like to know the process of PF withdrawal in CTS, please help.

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Working at a company and they can’t seem to hold on to their female, black and people of color employees. I blinked and 3 of the people who were in my onboarding class were either fired or they left. For context I’ve been in company less than a year and there are people who have been in the company 25yrs. I’m thinking of cutting loose before it gets to my turn.

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LTI or EY GDS
OFFERED SALARY SAME

Fishes, can someone help with the Sr Analyst range at Novartis? Is 22 a reasonable ask?

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Wipro is hiring for Senior/Lead DFT Engineer
Experience: 4-12 years

Expertise in DFT Methodology like Scan and Test Access Mechanisms
Knowledge in RF/ Mixed Signal circuit design
Experience in Pre-Si Verification using SV/ UVM
Experience in Gate level simulations

Work Location: Bangalore, Cochin, Pune, Noida

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Hey Guys, wanted to know how much time does it take for Hashedin to release the offer after the final discussion and document verification? It's been a week for me and i am still waiting for the offer.

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Hi Guys

This is my first month in Nagarro, usually when will we get salary, is it last working day?do we need to wait eod?

Has anyone completed the Google PM certification? If so, did you find it to be beneficial to your PM career path?
I’m looking to pivot from Finance to Proj Mgmt and currently working through the Google course in order to sit for the CAPM. My only PM experience comes from stepping in on accounts I manage, where there is no PM presence. That means, most of those tasks were related to the budget and scoping, not necessarily execution. Is this enough to land a PM role?

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Hey all!
I’m wondering if anyone is interested to consider / explore making a referral. I’m an associate (project manager) at Oliver Wyman in London on our private capital team (leading DDs). Previously worked at a PE fund and for a long time as a development economist in sub Saharan Africa. Degrees from UChicago and LBS. Based in London.

I mainly want to impress that I am not going to embarrass you as a referral.

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Since summer started, working from home has been a blessing. I’m tanner than ever since I’m not stuck in the office until the sound goes down. And there’s something awesome about taking a conference call sitting out by the pool. It makes me feel way more important than I am.

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I have been job searching (currently unemployed) for 5 months now and am emotionally drained from doing on average 6-8 interviews a week now. Made it to the final rounds to a couple but ended up getting ghosted after or was not offered the job. Advice on how to stay positive? I’m not seeing the light at the end of the tunnel atm

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I have applied to several positions up Google. I have not heard anything back at all. No matter if I customize my résumé to the job description I still don’t hear anything back. I am wondering as to why Google ghost people instead of just telling them that they didn’t get the job? Do people on Google believe it is appropriate for the recruiters just a ghost people especially if they feel they don’t match the job?

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Additional Posts in Law Memes

Quantum meruit! Res judicata! Mea culpa! Wait, what?

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Wishing your inboxes a quiet late afternoon on this fine Friday 😬

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Do you think I could file this in lieu of a motion for extension?

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Happy Friday to all the "super lawyers" out there.

Never forget that you're not just super. You're super duper!

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For anyone still having in-person client meetings (my condolences)

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Anyway how was your weekend?

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year… bonus season!

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Awww, thanks so much!

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When your introduction is 3.5 pages and your legal analysis section is only 2

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My autocorrect changed Supreme Court to Sippe Cup. The Sippe Cup holding in...

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high school me 🤝 attorney me

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I also have a fifth mood: that feeling when you get back your draft and it’s all red 🤦‍♀️

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After this week, this one just made me lol for 10 minutes.
📸: @biglawboiz

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When my non-law friends ask why I don't just quit "Big Law" if I keep complaining about it so much:

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How I’m feeling right now..

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Ahhhh law school

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All days are work days

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Who has bad law April Fool's jokes?

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Freakin @NonEquityPartner on IG 😂

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When the partner checks in on the junior associate

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