I was a catching up with an old friend and I observed “with a busy family you can either arrive on time or in a good mood. But not both!”
He paused, before saying
“Yes. Although neither is also an option.”

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💯... and this made me smile after 100th meltdown today over things I don't even remember...

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Hang in there💪 eventually we’ll get senile and then we can be their problem👍

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