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HR told me to put resign and let him know my LWD and as per that he will send revised offer letter.
My last working day is 20 July. Still I haven't received revised offer letter.


Can anyone pls suggest what should I do?

Will they provide early joining?

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Current CTC: 7.26 LPA( 6 fixed and 1.26 variable pay) Offered CTC:13.2 LPA (fixed: 12 and 1.2 variable pay)
Total years of experience: 5.5 years

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I got another offer by got call from applied long time before job.

Just i tried and cracked.

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Skills : Native HANA , SAC

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Skills tht will be working on :Primary Sac Secondary BW or HANA

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Moving to NY soon with my actual French company.
Job title would be consultant in IT with 93k, 4% bonus.
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Is the salary enough to live comfortably ? (Nice 1BR/2BR, eating healthy food, going out sometimes..)
any advices on area to live ? (Nice location, 40-45’ from Times Square- can be more if bigger place )

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