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When consulting companies promote self care

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What should be the salary of 12yrs experienced in UNIX Linux and having experience in Ansible Automation Shell Scripting and with Lead Systems Administrator designation?

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Questions for the brides - did you accompany your fiancé when he went to pick out suiting/tuxes? I’m not sure if I should go with him or not.

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How long is it taking for new joiners to receive their laptops if they asked it to be shipped?

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Will there be any layoffs in GDS?

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Egnyte review, Is this growing start-up.
Any employee from egnyte?

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O&M Creative: more shuffling still to come? And by shuffling, I mean layoffs too.

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Losing it! Can’t sit on the sidelines anymore! Which people and what agencies/organizations need art.d/dsgn help for environmental or political clients/causes? World is imploding. Not a debate thread*

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Any Asian networking events out there?

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Midsize pharma media agency is hiring a few digital media supervisors, sr. AE, and some digital strategist/planner positions. NYC

DM if interested!

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Can anyone recommend any good recruiters that focus on the MENA region?

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Fishes need your help on decision making, of course it's a regular post,, got offer from accenture for team lead level 9 with fixed ctc of 17.45 LPA + 1.75 joining bonus + 27% variable pay. Is it ok to join to that level and CTC ??

YOE: 6.8
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CTC: 13 LPA Fixed + 10% variable pay

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how is canteen in GlobalLogic Bangalore office , is different food vendor available there ?

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Has anyone found a good CPE lecture or presentation on analyzing SOC-1s and mapping to controls?

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Hello

Is there anyone who is to join Morgan Stanley for technology analyst this year and will be a part of 3-4 months training?

Also, is this training virtual or physical? If physical, then Mumbai/Bangalore?

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Hi ,

Please help me in Unlocking Direct Message by Liking this post.

Thanks In Advance !

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Any here hired Hippo Movers before? Reviews look good but then one on yelp made me suspicious if they were fake

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Omega Seamaster 300 or 300m? Which would be the better buy?

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Just in case it doesn’t come up tonight, know this isn’t the first time Pence has been responsible for responding to an epidemic. It didn’t go well last time either.

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Why associate consent is necessary if he/she is got SA project?

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When you are back to work on Monday and trying to put on a smile

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Try not to be too jelly 😎

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Stolen from FB. Everyone has had a manager/client contact like this

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So you can finally show mom what you do all day.

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Any good PowerPoint SmartArt memes?

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Making Asses Clean Again

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Work where I live or live where I work🤔

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As a millennial i personally laughed at this 😂😂

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I prefer green though

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Every time someone tries to pitch us on “a new exciting untapped market” 🧐

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Article 13 passed, time to close the Europe meme bowl! 🤣

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When your client is understanding of your schedule, listens to your recommendations, and thanks you for your hard work.

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If these were the big 4, what firm would each of these men represent?

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Making my to-do list for the week:

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Whenever you feel that your job is meaningless, remember that there is a lifeguard at Olympics swimming event

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^ when you accidentally make a post using the name of your very small boutique firm and someone else from your very small boutique firm up votes the post

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How I look after carrying all my personal belongings to the office, airport, and home every week

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After binging Netflix all night knowing damn well I have to lead an 8AM meeting

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Our superpower is expensing meals

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