amazed to see what a bot can understand and write poem about which most humans with developed brains dont

Any recommendations for Harrisburg? Starting a new engagement there

There’s this guy at work I really like. We’re really really good friends but I’ve caught feels since the day I met him and I just want to tell him how I feel but I don’t want to ruin our great friendship. He’s the closest friend I have.

Hi guys, I am working as an Investment Analyst for a boutique asset management firm in Toronto, Canada (4bn AUM) making 70k annually. I am 5 months into this role. Credentials: 6 months of prior experience in this industry at a small startup + 2 years of work exp in retail banking, CFA L2 candidate, part time masters of finance student, bachelors from outside of Canada. I want to find out if I’m being paid fairly or I should aim higher. I don’t know my bonus yet (discussion in Dec)

So I have just left my Consultant role in a finance company to move to a Account Executive role at a ftse250 tech company. All good…unfortunately today i received a letter from my old company saying im due to repay them £4.4k in training costs and guaranteed commission etc. How should I respond?

12 team PPR league. Who am I going for?
Do I start with WRs or RBs and when should I pick up a QB?

What are people's thoughts on corporate Treasury roles, fortune 50.

What is the general compensation like and the career path after analyst? Is it more stimulating than FP&A? Does Treasury have desirable exit opportunities or do people typically continue the course and climb the company ladder?

How much are guys making as Project/Emgagement controllers working for big4? (Manager level)

Currently in a project finance and looking to breaking into tech/fintech. Any advice on how to pivot?

Barclays vs BMC Software... Any suggestions?
P.S. - Looking for suggestions purely based on job security, work life balance and career growth/hike opportunities (irrespective of current CTC offered)

Does anyone here have experience with In-Q-Tel? I see an analyst role that I think might be an excellent fit, but I'm curious about the culture and pay. Thanks!

Most HRs these days ask for previous salary slips/ bonus/hike letters without even quoting their offer. Should we proceed with what they want? Is it ethical? Any pros/cons
Any views?
I am thinking beyond just verifying if the candidate is not lying on the current salary but what if they don't even have the budget to what the candidate has asked as expectation.

What is the typical bonus for NY/NJ EY employees?

Porsche IPO worth buying now amid market and economy turbulence?

Your opinion of “reply all” emails?

1) genuine interest
2) signaling
3) overt office politics
4) other explain

Annoying, especially when they aren’t relevant to everyone in the cc line. Discuss

Does leadership know when you google “Guidehouse” the first thing that pops up is a grill in MD.

Also, will a free soda (after the purchase of a brisket sandwich) be a part of our bonus this year?

This winter just doesn’t freaking end. This is absolutely ridiculous. 🙄

Thinking about sending my resume in comic sans. Cause most of these clown recruiters literally disregard my salary requirements and try to low ball me....

How should I prep for HH convos? I’m interested in impact investing, most likely at VC or Growth Equity shops. Is that specific enough, or should I have a more detailed target? Do I need to prep modeling, have a list of target funds, have investment theses etc? What will initial convos be like?

You guys should check out the project J4BBAFORMS. It’s machine generated art. Very interesting stuff!

When can we expect results of Uber online assessment test for business analyst and what are the next steps? What package can we expect

I am planning to shift to Data Analyst/Data scientist role. Right now i work for a project where I'm a software eng & we have to maintain our application on C++ code. It is more like support/dev and unit testing combined. Coding is hardly involved and my hold on DS is weak so not sure if I'll be able to crack technical interviews for C++ dev or anything similar.
So is this a right decision to move from application dev role to Data Science/analyst field? Does software engineer gets paid more?

Amazon to allow employees to work remotely indefinitely. Thoughts?

Need 11 likes for dm, please like

Got 6 lakh jump in HCL with technical specialist role ? wanted to know how HCL is doing with regards to SAP projects? I heard it has more Support Projects, is it true? I see variable pay is 4.4 lacs how this works? I heard they use some application to monitor resources hours in front of laptop? is this seriously monitored? Once resources completes all his deliverables being 9 hours infront of laptop is still mandatory?

Hi Fishes... Allstate India vs Fractal. Which is good to join ? Skill : ETL,Azure,SQL. Package : almost same fixed. Allstate : X fixed , fractal : X+1L fixed.

Hi Fishes
Is being a Salesforce developer a desired skill in the IT market ? (Present and 10years from now)

Please tell me as i am deciding to learn b/w Salesforce development and Full Stack Development.

Yoe : 1.3
Current tech stack : SQL, INFORMATICA, Service Now

Would you lie to get an offer from dream company? Let’s say you did pretty good at interview, and the company (Google) is willing to give you an offer, but team lead at the end of interview asks you about GPA or experience on your resume, etc. Like in reality you got GPA 2.0, but u told them your GPA is 3.5 Would you take a risk and lie?

How do you deal with loud neighbours?

Hello Fishes,

Any opening for scrum master, product owner please let me know. You 11yrs, notice 1 month. Location - remote,Bangalore. Got impacted by poor recruitment forecast.

Hi everyone

Is it okay to try for more offers in the notice period?
I am feeling like why I am doing this but at the same time want to best offers.
And also thinking how should I convey if I didn't join the company even after negotiating and asking for a counter offer based on another offer.
Please advise and suggest.

Thanks

Hey guys,

I have an interview at Microsoft next week for the role of SharePoint consultant. What should my preparation be like?

Hi Fishes

Please give me 11 likes. Need to DM directly.

Anyone from Barclays here?
Can you tell how is Barclays in terms of
1)Job Security
2)work life balance
3)hike and growth