Any liars or high school dropouts with great portfolios out there? If so, here's an ECD job for you!

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It’s a fun job posting that still conveys what’s needed. Green flag for me.

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In today's job market, a sense of humor is welcome!

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This is the perfect job for that one creative that considered putting in agencies on their resume that they never worked at.

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You think they’d buy a lie that you only had 15 years of experience?

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So nice to see some personality in a job posting ad

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Mark this day as the day we all started creating funny job postings.

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I went to a very highly ranked university, then entered this business and immediately realized that where you went to college doesn’t matter at all

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