Back to the office and just not used to it. Totally broke wind just now- I mean really blasted a trumpet, stepped on a duck- and heard the girl across the cubicle wall gasp.

I know this doesn’t count as an interview, but overall professional advice needed:
Any tips on asking for better severance pay?

Anyone at ZS willing to chat about a SIPA role? A recruiter reached out to me.

After how many days of HR discussion I can expect the offer letter ?

Rise and shine! Any recruiters for CVS 🥹☺️ in the building?

Currently looking for Tech consulting/ Implementation consultant/ privacy roles in London. I have both CIPP/E and CIPM.
Please let me know if you know any roles that are available? Or any recruitment agencies you can refer me to

Thank you!

Any books/blogs/sites you recommend for some overarching theories on best ux practices?

Guys I’m looking for a resume writer, reasonably priced but someone good can anyone help? You can direct message me if easier

My husband said he would buy me a Rolex as a “push present” for our first child. I would want just a classic, timeless (no pun intended) looking ladies Rolex watch that I can wear for many years to come. Suggestions on a style? I really don’t know anything about them and would like to get some opinions on what people like since there are so many options.

What type of background check do HF/PE/VC forms so these days? Employment, education and felonies are a given (I think) but is fingerprinting and drug testing still in the mix? How about credit score?

Buddy , how to apply for h1b from india is it possible i heard some consultancy does that

Are you guys planning to attend the Scon-Manager connect on 30th?
I am feeling extremely lazy to attend it in person.
Might skip it. 👻

This feels like the biggest sausage party ever

A member of my team just turned in her 2wk notice. I am about to turn in mine end of this month. Am I gonna look really bad if I agree to take on her respon and then 2 weeks later turn in my notice?

Guys, i m in a pretty bad financial situation and need to pay my student loans and support my parents who lost their job. I m trying to brainstorm how i can make some side money. Thinking something that i can do remotely like an amazon store. Goal is to generate ~$1000 months in profits. I just have no idea where to start. How do ppl go about starting these?

need review on Work life balance and work culture at Bank of America Global Banking and Markets FP&A Projects team, Gurgaon.

Please reply. I need to make a decision.

Is the working hours mentioned in my workspace correct? I have recently been allocated to a project and it shows timings from 11 pm -9 am..

If you could change one things in your team or firm what it would be ?

I heard Sanofi is opening the delivery center like Novartis in Hyd !!! Any one have any news?

I’m tired of the arrogance and male techno-superiority. Where are the humans with feelings, vulnerability, joy in all of this?

I left my job without having anything else lined up otherwise I would have had a mental breakdown. I’m not even in that great of a financial place, but it was my job or my sanity. I know at least three other people who, in the past few months, have left with nothing lined up. I feel like it’s something we need to be talking more about. This isn’t normal for people to be doing this right?

Good lord this open space is insufferable

The mornings are when I’m most productive and it never fails.. my one friend/coworker comes over to talk to me about meaningless BS every time i start getting momentum. Nice guy.. but leave me alone.

I have over 20,000 unread emails in my inbox.

Mr. Manager is posting again y'all 🤡

Sometimes I don't uphold the company mission 😱

I only focus (obsess) on the bad parts of my review, even though the rest was glowing. Why?!

I think I have ADHD. I’m middle-aged. This has never been a problem for me before, but I’ve taken several screening tests and I’m scoring really high. What do I do?

What’s the best/most effective message you’ve gotten from a stranger wanting to network on LinkedIn? The worst?

Should I read anything into the fact that since being laid off I’m finally sleeping well?

There is someone in senior leadership who consistently has a target on someone’s back. They pressure their reports and team members to complain to HR about said target until action is taken. Cont’d

I HATE the term ‘snackable content’. It just makes me angry! My content should be a damn steak dinner.

It's freezing tonight bitter cold. I just ordered Chinese and I'm not sure if that was a shitty thing to do. I think they need to make money so if no one calls that wouldn't be good. I did tip well

Turned down a gig at Apple two years ago because I saw a lot of growth opportunities at my current company and saw the position as a step back (even though it was more money) and have regretted it ever since. Still in the same exact position at the same company I was then btw. Bad choice.

It makes me intensely uncomfortable when I hear people who should know better misusing the word “myself.” As in “please cc Kate and myself on your email.”

Parents - do any of you truly regret having kids?

I am the only woman and the only POC in my practice group (small group in a large firm) and I am so damn sick of being surrounded by white men 😐

Has anyone ever found their work in someone else’s portfolio? What did you do?

I didn’t make dalgona coffee when it was a trend earlier in quarantine and I’m not sure if I missed out on anything...