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Confessions

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Rona took my graduation, my job, but in return, gave me 20 lbs of warm flubber blubber and a secondary chin. Winning~

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Whenever I get company all emails I know everyone will reply all to (promotion, birth of child, etc) I immediately hit the ignore button in Outlook and route them to trash. I don’t need to see 20 emai… more

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Was multitasking under pressure and meant to respond to team "one sec" but accidentally wrote "one sex" Fuk my peon life

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I just finished dry rubbing my turkey.

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Had a minor surgery yesterday now trying to strategically ration my Percocet around these five client Zoom calls through today...🤪

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Whoever is buying video ads on the iHeartRadio mobile app is dumb.

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I've become so bored during lockdown that I cruise Venmo to see who my friends have been sending money.

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I fuckin hate turkey but will tell anyone who ever makes me a turkey, “omg I love this turkey”

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When people ask me where I’m from and I tell them Russia, after the standard “does everyone drink vodka?” “is it cold in Russia?” there is the “are you a spy?” And it gets awkward because someone from… more

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I enjoy filling out my timesheets. In a subjective industry where everything else we do as creatives goes through tons of layers and opinions, my timesheets are always correct, straightforward, not s… more

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After regularly eating Burger King for the past century or so, and having finished my second Whopper just now, I finally realize...u dont taste that good, Burger King—fuk u BK, u ain't shiettttt i… more

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i’m constantly stressed and I don’t know how to fix it. i worry i’m going to be alone and broke :(

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Spending my birthday alone as lockdown is reinstated. Consider myself pretty independent and comfortable with spending time on my own, but am starting to feel increasingly lonely as this pandemic feel… more

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Unemployed, 31-32 next Saturday , NYC, flat mates all moved out, haven’t seen anyone familiar in over 2 months, aunts and uncles are not having people over for thanksgiving. Feeling a bit on a ledge s… more

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I poured a Monster energy drink into a coffee cup today to survive an early morning meeting without letting onto what a complete and total degenerate I’ve become.

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Someone who sucks today said we’re all in this together... but we’re not, because they’re about to get fired in a few hours and I cannot wait.

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I only focus (obsess) on the bad parts of my review, even though the rest was glowing. Why?!

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first time therapy question: I’m signing forms now as a first time therapy-goer and it says that my therapist would *have* to make a diagnosis for insurance purposes. Does this mean they have to find… more

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I keep an eye on an untalented psychopathic ex creative partner of mine. They were super good at talking the talk, so they’ve been getting jobs way above their ability. So far 5 for 5 fired within six… more

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Struggling with my weight (gained 30 lbs n getting relapses of my past eating disorder days) since Covid. So now making a promise for motivation. I will lose 30 lbs by Dec 31. I promise yall. If i fai… more

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I fake talking on the phone sometimes when my roommate is hopped up on Adderall and wants to chat about 40 things in a minute “So yeah....yeah, I’m good with that...uh huh....ok I’m just waking into … more

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Feeling burnt out, like I’m not doing great work, in need of a major life change, and that I’m just in survival mode until the Holiday break. Meanwhile I feel guilt of having a stable remote job unlik… more

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I love the culture of my current, more professional, more buttoned up agency, but I sort of miss the dgaf vibe of my previous, more chaotic, toxic, emotional roller-coaster agency

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At first I felt really happy for the people who were healthier during covid and thought “wow maybe I can be like that too”. And then when I realized I couldn’t I started hating them while I ate like c… more

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The slack noise makes me wanna throw my computer off the tallest building. Why must people send 6 slacks at once...the second I step away from my computer

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30 minutes into a two-hour review, I rescheduled it because I said I had a migraine, but it was really because I had the Kars-4-Kids song stuck in my head.

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Finally getting reached out to for jobs I applied to months ago...and realizing for a lot of them I’m desperate but not THAT desperate. Like what was I thinking even applying? Anywho I guess I’m a gho… more

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I found out my partner voted for Trump, I lean pretty far left. I knew we had some political differences, but it hurt to know this.

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Not a confession per say but I don’t understand why Prime, Netflix, and now HBO Max insist on offering English dubbed options when the VO acting they use is so incredibly poor. Anyone not choosing to … more

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I started a new job this year and with working remote I haven’t really “bonded” with my team. So I don’t feel comfortable telling them that the reason I’m not on camera during our team status calls is… more

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I miss the time I got to spend all by myself when I travelled for work. I really need more quiet time alone which is impossible with kids.

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I struggle playing Genshin Impact due to my fear of heights

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Today was the day. My calm exterior shattered all at once and no amount of positive thinking could make my disappointment of a life feel worthy of the effort to maintain it. My career has been a disas… more

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Recruiters: “BUT, I will keep you in mind” 🙄

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I cannot tell if I hate working or just dislike every place I’ve worked at. Or is this adulthood?

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I used to get burned out maaayyybe 3 times a year. During covid, I get burned out every other week and I just have to keep chugging along because it’s my client’s busiest season. I don’t know how long… more

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COVID has made my entire life better and I feel so guilty. I bought a house. I got a new remote job and it was a big raise and promotion. I got married. I got my personal life back and dumped a 2.5 hr… more

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If you haven’t been a cd for 5+ years, you have no business judging an advertising award show, let alone being on their grand jury....

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That 2:00 recurring meeting on my calendar is my nap time.

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I’ve been doing a good job with the WFH, staying above the COVID stuff, but lately man. It’s really getting to me. Not sure why now. Anyone else?!

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