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If paralegals got paid to file my pleadings upside-down

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Easy money. Hahah. Poor computers. I can't blame the paralegals if they have outdated computers. Haha

Hahaha. Well, I mean I don't blame them. I also swear at least five times a day.

As a former paralegal, I can attest to this. I'd probably be richer than the partners right now. Sorry not sorry!

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