It’s the most wonderful time of the year… bonus season!

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If I got a banana for a bonus I would be tempted to tell them where to stick it in the most professional way I could...

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Omg I'm dead hahahahahaah luckily my bonus wasn't bananas, it was apples - jk jk

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Oh... I love banana smoothies but as a bonus? I think I'll pass. Lol

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One banana? Not even one box? Hahaha. I'll just give it to other associates. Lol

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Imagine waiting for an entire year and thinking about this year's bonus amount only to receive bananas. HAHAHA! I feel like throwing a tantrum. Lol.

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If it were any other circumstance, I would take it since I actually do love bananas, but as a bonus?? Keep it to yourself. Give me my money, please.

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I'm yet to receive a bonus. This meme worried me. I don't know if I'm wasting my time waiting for a miracle or just waiting for bananas.

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Ours are coming out next week, hang in there!

Uhmm. Uh-- what? I prefer some cold cash please. Hahaha

Wait is this for real? I hope this is just an additional incentive. I hope this is just a joke, OP Haha

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