Who has bad law April Fool's jokes?

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I put tape over my attorneys mouse laser one year and he came in the next morning to an immediate emergency phone call with a client and man did he ever get upset with me. So yeah I don’t work there anymore but I am pretty sure he still thinks about that every year since and hates me.

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Number one in your heart, and number five on calendar…

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Will do whatever it takes to make partner. Lol jk here’s my two weeks notice bye

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“We filed the appeal…but it was two weeks late because John spilled coffee on his laptop.”
<partner furiously dials up the court and client to apologize/explain>
April fools!

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