I met someone whose job title was something like ‘Global Process Transformation Architect.’ I'm sorry what does that even mean? 😂 What’s the most ridiculous corporate title you’ve ever come across?

Thinking of an affordable brown leather automatic watch. Thoughts on shinola runwell automatic? Any alternatives you would recommend?

Hey! For one of my project, I had to build macro to do data cleansing in excel. However template might change one day to another. Anybody knows good resources I can use to make this a sustainable ...

Any insights/opinions on living in Toluca Lake?

Hi Folks, I am working in infy and planning to drop paper this week. As I don't have offer in hand but 90 days NP impacting to get new job. Also my compansation is not good as per exp. So that is the first reason and no new tech learning and project change happening with me. Also in last cycle they didn't give good rating bcoz i was asking for new project ..??
So is sept is good time to drop paper at infy.... Should I dropped or wait ??
Can you guys suggest

Can someone tell me about the water taxi from williamsburg to the city? Feasible to make it to the office (1-2 x / week)? Winter?

Hello fishes,


Got an offer from Mphasis. Should i accept it right away or can i wait for a counter offer from another company?(it is under discussion currently)
Or
Accept it now and discuss negotiations later?

Its written in Mphasis offer letter that i can endorse the acceptance before the date of joining.

Please suggest.

Is there another Accenture bowl somewhere? This one seems dead quiet

Salary for a programmatic associate director in NYC?

Any idea of the promotion and bonus 😅in EY

Some one help which company I can choose for work culture, Life balance , company shift timings

Tech Mahindra 12 LPA (50k) joining bonus

ATOS 11 LPA

It’s been an interesting 24 hours. So, you know I got out of the VIX Puts at 26 with a small loss. I bought a few DIA July 15 calls at the low at a 309 strike .13 so I did better than I would. Trading the technicals now with DIA and C Puts.

Hi Fishes,

How to find flatmates in Bangalore (gay friendly )

Please don't comment things badly. Trying to normalize things.

Kind reg

Partner went to bat for me! 🙂
Last night, I got a nastygram from a client who basically wanted to forego due diligence in a major buyout we’re helping him with. “Stop requesting documents and just draft me my docs.” But we literally don’t know who owns what right now, terrible corporate records. This morning, the partner told me he’ll probably fire this client, big pat on the back.

What's the review process for firms. I have people getting rejected but I haven't heard anything. Is it interviews, offers, rejections? Or is it review/ interview and rejections then offers.

First time participating in ESPP this last period. I received a heads up email that Morgan Stanley will get in touch to open a broker account, but not heard from MS themselves. Anyone in a similar situation?

Is there anyone who recently got offer from Accenture UK? I received the offer last week and waiting for PWC team to contact me for further documentation.

What’s Accenture’s S&C bonuses like usually?

Hello fishes,

What is the maximum package one can expect for Customer Support Senior Associate with 4 years experience overall?

I started a new job 6 months ago, since then my boss left, the team has changed and we got a new boss, and everything I was trained on when I onboarded is changing due to factors outside of my control..adopting a whole new way of doing things. I feel like I'm starting a new job all over again and not in a positive way. I'm not sure what to do. I'm getting burnt out already. Any advice?

Any chance firms mandate the vaccine?

Pokemon Go anyone? I need more friends

Straw poll: likelihood of my wedding happening in January 2021? It’s in Cape Town wine country... I am hopeful things are better by then but who knows when will be ok. Welcome everyone’s thoughts!

Last week I had to explain to my child what “politics” (as in office politics) is. My child is going to a new high school and wants to play volleyball. There was a 3 day open “tryout” for incoming freshman for 2 teams. After the first day, she noticed that
1) there were obvious favorites (coaches are not even hiding that fact);
2) some can’t even play and got on the team,
3) some that can obviously play but did not get on the team;
4) decision were obviously made before the first day was over.

Is now the best time to get a deal on a new smart TV, or given the looming 2023 recession, are prices bound to dip even further next year?

Does anyone wants to chat with me. I’m almost dead of boredom and I’m in need to new friends. 🥺.

Hairclipper recommendations for men?

Finally decided to take things into my hands :/

My bf was just asked to go back to the office (not an essential worker). We’re on the west coast so still have COVID cases. Are there workplace protections that he can use if he says he’s not comfortable with it yet? We live together and are both uncomfortable with the idea, but don’t want to risk him getting fired or experiencing backlash at work. He’s been working from home for 9 weeks already.

We’re using our downtime to redecorate/renovate our home to change it up during quarantine. Any apps to help with the planning and measurement, etc? We’re using Pinterest and Instagram to gather ideas.

Recommendations for a decent office chair?! But hoping to stay under 100-150 if possible...

Realized I like to sit cross legged while I work and my current chair doesn’t have enough room for that. Anyone have chair recommendations? Flexible on price

This Indian matchmaking show is interesting...love how the first girl is like “my partner needs to fit in my life” 😳🙄😳🙄🤭

Does anyone, by chance, follow Medical Medium protocols? Just starting out and wondering if it’s difficult to balance with work.

Summary:
- mid-30s, female, single, no rent, no kids,
long term relationship so not willing to
relocate
- Master's in Cell/Molecular Biology
- Currently work with state health
department as a water resources
engineering tech.
- Hold a public health inspector
license.
- Hold a water operator license
- Have adjuncted in the past
- Have written medical content/
whitepapers in the past
- Prior surgical clinical operations
management. Built a dental implant
practice for OMFS surgeons.
(Continued)

Any books/self help materials for someone who is constantly worrying (and waste a lot of unnecessary time)? E.g. No matter if i pass or fail an interview, there is always something to worry about. The worrying/anxiety multiplies when I proceeded further in the interview stages. Now that I signed the offer and is pending background checks, my anxiety is off the roof as it itches closer to my starting date.

Hate the city I decided to move to and my roommate sucks, quarantined back home at my parent’s and tempted to work from here forever haha

Did anyone here test positive for COVID after atleast one shot of vaccine?

For my fellow ADHD/ADD 🐠 : Anyone here have experience trying Adderall XR (extended release) and Adderall IR (immediate release). I’m super curious about the pros/cons you experienced with each, as well as how your dosage changed when you switched from one type to the other. (Reevaluating my meds as I get ready to return to the office so thanks in advance for the feedback!!)