Unexpected quarantine perk: not having to sneak off to an empty conference room to cry

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I was able to cry at my computer this morning as God intended, instead of crying in the client’s bathroom. It was much more efficient.

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Pro tip: Don’t have to sneak off & cry constantly if you’re dead inside.

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I had my tear ducts surgically removed to cut down on my crying

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Why are y’all crying? Genuinely curious here

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Before WFH I would subtly tear up at my computer and occasionally dab eyes to prevent overflow. Trust me, no one will notice or care. If they asked, (no one ever did) I was prepared to blame allergies.

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Are y’all ok? Feel free to dm if you want to chat.

I’m sorry. Why r u crying. It’s not worth it. Don’t let these yahoo’s at work get to you.

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