When the partner decides to press on in a legal fight we’re 100% going to lose and tells you to enter and to put your name on the filing.

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Me: "Let's revisit strategy, here's the law that says we lose."

Partner: "find me the law that says we win or that there is some open question here we can answer."

Me: "Yeah, I of course looked for that, it's not there unless you want an unpublished decision from another state's appellate court."

Partner: "Go with that."

Me: "Ok boss. 🤡"

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You win by billing and getting paid not by winning the case

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Hmm. They will still pay me, right? Some might say this is unethical though.

Oh no. I would like to be excluded in this narrative. Please, I can't be the sacrificial lamb.

Now this is a sacrifice I am not willing to make. Hahaha. Respectfully, a hard pass.

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