Confession

My ETFs are all in red 😭

I like my men with a whole bakery back there

Can yall make sure y'alls grannies are clean and dont smell strongly of hot geese sh*t in the middle of summer before sending them into the wild? I'm so serious.

All of my coworkers are jealous of me because im blonde :/

Wearing shape wear counts as strength training. Period.

Popeyes need to only be in malls, I never trust the standalone stores

Goooood morningggggggg ☀️☀️☀️☀️

Have 4 side gigs now…. A little tiring but like the $$$ and also my job is boring so this helps ???

Hello,
I am clueless when it comes to cars. Am a 30 year old woman who has had only one car since 15. She finally gave up on me so I have been searching for a used car that is manual. Those arent easy … more

I’m confused, how can a cemetery raise its funeral prices...

And blame it on the cost of living!

8 inches is what I want


















To cut off my hair....

The age of consent should be raised to 21. Anyone who gets mad at that should be investigated

I've been so depressed because of how miserable my current job makes me that ive been isolating. No one has reached out to me anyways so its been a long time since I've spoken to anyone outsid… more

Found our fiance was in an open relationship in past recently. Is this a red flag?

I'm not judging but I wished I was told instead of me finding it randomly.

I do not feel any pitty for those in the boomer generation who did not save for retirement.

They lived through the greatest job market of all time, the greatest stock market of all time. The opportunities they ha… more

Random one but… anyone dated a diplomat before 😂 I mean it’s early stages but not sure if I’m ready to move countries all the time

People who don’t have instagram or other forms of social media like FB, TikTok, and Snapchat are more attractive

My friend is a professional sleep walker.
He is living the dream.

For every one person standing In the subway station blathering about the Lord, there are 100 who walk by who are thinking "I'd love to get into that if I could just find the time!"

Normalize slow mornings

I’m a third year litigation associate. I signed my first client last night while I was on the train home from a court appearance. I want to celebrate, but my in-laws are in town from another country, … more

Whenever I speak Spanish to people, I like to use the word "mucho" because it means alot to them

Most annoying thing to get stuck in your teeth, without a toothpick in sight?

I’ll start. Seaweed salad 😖

Actually haven’t learnt anything in my job in the last 4 months… is this normal?

You can't blame anyone else if you fall in your driveway.
That's your own asphalt.

Everyone is getting married this year

Everytime I think I’m done with this person - the universe brings him back in. No. No. No. Noooo. I cannot always be in a foul mood because of this guy.

It’s a shame astral projection isn’t a job-that’s my dream job

Looks like this has just evolved into a corny jokes page since I last logged in. Disappointing.

Why do Native American, Latino, etc. people tend to be discriminated or thought less to be in positions of power? Yes, I notice this more with the whole MAGA thing going on now.

What is going on in the UK these days? This Henry Nowak story is insane!

Having long, curly eyelashes is all fun and games until one of them betrays you and goes towards your eye -_-

Im an Asian guy married to a Black woman. We have a 10 year old son. Ive been watching the murder trial of Rick Chow and tried not to let race play a role in my thoughts. I feel relieved he was found … more

... gonna withdraw my application to d*loitte

Im gonna propose to my boyfriend this weekend, any ideas? My friends keep saying he should be the one to propose but I think its time to be more progressive