Everyone is getting married this year

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Not me. My wife wouldn’t let me

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And 34-40% will end divorced. 🧘🏼‍♀️

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Not me…

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Stilll 6 months left I’m hopeful 😛

Only the cream of the crop

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Definitely not me, the value proposition remains unclear

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I got married 40 years ago. So not me.

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Don't do it. Lol.

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Have any of you ever thought of going after a married woman who you know whose marriage is rocky and theres a 50% chance husband is cheating? Not that I am, hypothetical, but just asking.

No, 2027

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Less than 3 months 🥳

Not me, I am still single

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