Don’t roast me for this but do most funds drug test... even the west coast ones?

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A little off target here but if you do get into a pinch right before read what I have below:

I passed a hair follicle test once when I was previously smoking a lot of weed after several close friends died (3 day heads up.) The jazz drink from a local hippie store along with a bottle of niacin and cranberry juice will work for urine. I also drank a lot of milk

If it’s hair there’s an overly expensive shampoo for like 300 online and shaving ur entire body except eyebrows and buzz on top will work if u get in a pinch.

I wish u the best, give those future kids a trust fund.

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If it’s a hair follicle test then I’ll know this industry is not for me

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I have never heard of a serious drug test on the buy side. When I worked at JPM I had to take a drug test-I got some email with a list of police stations that would do it. You can walk in and ask every question you want about the test snd then decide whether to take it / whether to tell them your name.

But honestly, if you’re asking this question preemptively for something other than a security clearance you probably should not work somewhere that would require it. Keep your head up.

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