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I get paid to sit on mute for 58 minutes at a time before saying "nothing on my end, thanks."

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I wrangle what sometimes seems like a mix of drunk teens, angry toddlers, and an occasional adjunct professor or two, if I’m lucky…who may or may not receive contradictory answers to what I want from them. 😂

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I find out that the junk doesn't work right before the whole world finds out the junk doesn't work right. And that's if all goes well.

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Having come from QA, I concur! 😂

I tell people no all day.

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I get paid to explain things to people who don't understand them. And then they tell me what I'm doing wrong despite not understanding anything I said.

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I am a corporate catfish. I make brands appear sexier than they are in real life.

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