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A lot of schools still use the excuse that you won't always have your phone with you or it may run out of battery, like you would ever be in a life-or-death situation where you would have to do a medium-level calculus problem on the spot, by hand, or you will be fired from your job. Or you're on some deserted island where you have to calculate the angle of the sun using a soggy Dorito chip.
But I will say- if you can't do it by hand, you probably didn't understand the material. If the calculator was just for multiplying/subtracting, sure whatever.

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Idk I literally can’t do long division by hand but trust me that I understand the concept of dividing stuff just fine 🤣

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