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So much truth.

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2029: Millennials making 170k a year and don’t know how to zoom out of the VR

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Lol some day you’ll grow up and will understand why rotating PDFs is not a marketable skill. Experience is. For manual work, we have ya’ll ;)

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SM1 is right though. Understanding basic technology isn’t a marketable skill... it’s a basic expectation of knowledge.

Kind of like how washing your hands after using the restroom isn’t a marketable skill.... but an expectation

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D1, disagree- being bad with tech isn’t the circle of life, it’s just a consequence of the explosion of rapidly changing tech in recent decades.

Millennial (that is, people born after 83, I think?) grew up in an environment of rapidly changing tech. So they’re more used to it.

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^ lol D1 you nailed it! The circle of life

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^More like making a bajillion $ by that time...aka barely enough to pay the mortgage

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PDF is not 'tech'. And 170k is low.

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They need to retire so we can cash in 🤓

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Hello Fishes,

I have been thinking a lot lately about job change. Afraid of layoffs and recession hitting soon. Should be worried about these layoffs and recession that is across the corner.? My exp is 5yrs java fullstack with devops tech stack. Pls do let me know your thoughts. Appreciate any suggestions.

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For someone earning 11 LPA fixed in India, is 50K Euros in Germany a good package?

Numbeo says it will be equivalent to my current salary, however tax deduction will be higher. Thoughts?

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VMLY&R has openings in every department! DM me with your information/ resume to be considered.

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Anyone have experience breaking a lease in Arlington?

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New to Fishbowl, currently working on a career pivot! I graduated in May with my MBA and have experience as a Director of Operations as well as recruiting and HR experience. I am looking to move more into Change/Project Management or Director of People Operations roles. I have been at the application game now for two months with only two interviews and over 20 applications sent out each week. Any advice would be greatly appreciated!! Feeing a little defeated over here. Thank you!

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Happy Thanksgiving all!

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Best resources for mental health among cops?

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Thoughts on soda stream? Would mostly just use for basic sparkling waters.

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Has anyone successfully moved capabilities? I work in Client Service Delivery and am aligned to PMO. CSD is a mix of PMO and SC but it seems like we do the same work for different pay.

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How are unproven theories and claims legally allowed to be called “news?” Lookin at you, Fox.

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Advice on moving away from being a practitioner and into policy?

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Any 🐠 have experience with EY Cyber Transformation (commercial)? Curious to know more about the work, growth opportunities, types of clients and engagements

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Who all is looking to buy a house and in what area?

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Going to Jamaica for a bachelor party Memorial Day Weekend...da hell do I wear?

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When you're the first one to call in the conference line...

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I get asked what it’s like to be in consulting AND have children. This pretty much sums it up .

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Consultant, “don’t think of it as death and destruction, Look at it as the unleashing of disruption to change our world.”

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I missed the meme revolution

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Poor Goldberg....in just 3 years.

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My staffs in a nutshell

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It’s only Wednesday. 🤬

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When we return to client site

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After much deliberation I settled on Garamond for all my grad school presentations 😬

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your best meme?

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How Analysts feel.....ok maybe most of us consultants😅

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The bottom right pic gets me every time 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

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Serious imposter syndrome today

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When Excel formatting doesn’t play nice on a Friday.

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It do be like that sometimes

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Aka consulting Barbie

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Even I’m worried for her banana now 💩

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yo McK, hire this mans

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