Even I’m worried for her banana now 💩

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Maybe she finds the cure for this thing. That’s more or less how Penicillin was discovered. Granted one is for killing bacteria and this is a virus but let’s not analyze this thing to death.

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Hahaa the penicillin thing was my first thought as well even though ya, One is a bacteria and the other a virus. Lol

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Ok I left a banana in my desk for months once and it was not as bad as you all are imagining. It was basically black, crippled and hard, didn’t even smell. No mushy mess that you would assume.

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That’s a relief.

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If it helps, it isn’t a banana anymore.

I once left a chicken salad sandwich in a paper bag on my desk because I got pulled into a meeting that turned into a “go home and pack, your ticket will be waiting for you at the airport” emergency. Got back about 6 weeks later and the sandwich had been dealt with by others ;).

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Ewwwww

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Depends on the type of office building, there could be ants, flies, or fruit flies...maybe a stench if no one cleans it. Let’s hope someone will take care of it.

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