Something fun for today....I love it when a student says something that makes me laugh out loud. Today a student emitted one of those silent, but deadly farts. It was super bad! I could tell the student beside him was trying to be nice, but finally he blurted out, "Keep your smelly gasses to yourself!" Everyone, even the gassy student burst out laughing. The student who blurted out is normally quiet and polite. What is something funny you can share.

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Last week one of my students slapped another one because she wouldn't give a pencil back that she borrowed. I'm not saying violence is funny, but she fell to the ground and all the students went "Oooooooooh". It's just one of those things that's so ridiculous I can't help but chuckle when I think about it lol

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I have a student who is constantly leaning back in his chair, and it finally happened! Just as he was making a joke...CRASH! Down he went, thankfully he wasn't hurt, but man, I wanted to say "I told you so"! of course the impact of his joking around was totally lost with the crash of the chair.

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