Teaching is like the Super Bowl because __________________.

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I feel like I am being asked to sing, dance, AND roller skate all at the same time.

And even if I do, at least a million people are going to say "Meh"

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Yes, this is the best analogy!

I feel like a coach: spend so much time planning for greatness, call the right play, but there’s a breakdown in the line, and the QB throws it away instead of hitting the open guy, and I kick a field goal instead of celebrating a TD. Minutes later, I watch as my team falls apart, and the other guy steals my lunch money. What coulda been…

*sigh*

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Yes, preparing and then watching it fall apart sometimes.

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Cause I collapse in the second half like the 49ers lol. I always start strong but I have trouble finishing. Need more energy throughout the day.

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Okay collapse in the second half is a good one!

There's too much focus on Taylor Swift. I swear, that's about half the conversations I hear.

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I don't hear too much, but I think it depends by class.

The coaches are making more than almost everyone else there 😭

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I know that's true!

There are winners and losers .

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True... but we also reward everyone...

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You can do all the right things and still make no progress. Then you can have some key mistakes (fumble a punt near your own end zone or kick the ball too low on the PAT and have it blocked) and everyone focuses on just those as reasons why you lost the game.

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Yes! It's the little things that derail from the sucesses.

You have to do a song and dance when everyone comes to watch. LOL

You have to call a lot of timeouts and make announcements after (mentally) throwing a flag, making it much longer

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