Confession

I’ve been turned out 😩

I hate it when my date wears lipstick. Why do women do this and how can I get them to stop looking like 🤡s so I can actually have a make-out sesh?

All right I guess I’ll get my vaccine tomorrow…

Found out my close childhood nextdoor neighbor has the big C and my mom called me for support, but my siblings don't know yet :( glad she told me, but sad and wish I could talk with my siblings. I… more

My wife and I just had our first child and as she was waiting to be vaccinated (we went for her first shot on the way home from the hospital), we told both sets of parents to wait 3 weeks before flyin… more

Just got the first Covid shot and my arm hurts. How’d you all relieve the pain and how long did the soreness last?🥺

Watching some American reality shows on Netflix with my gf and we were concerned about something: why most Americans don't use their tongue while kissing? Mostly what we saw were couples using oln… more

I’ve turned 27 years old today and my father doesn’t give a shit about it. We didn’t celebrate. He yelled at me for waking up too late (it was 11am and I live in my own apartment). My family is here j… more

S/out to all the bums who can’t return their grocery carts to the return pen and leave them in parking spots. It’s a 2 minute walk, cuz.

Has anyone started feeling trapped or unsettled a few years after your marriage? How do you deal with this these feelings?

I wish I put more effort into earlier relationships before the rise of online dating. Apps are more demoralizing than staff aug. 😔 Main complaints I hear from friends are men only wanting hookups an… more

I'm a woman and I feel weird networking/ connecting with/reaching out to men who I don't know even if it's just for professional purposes. I just feel like it's inappropriate for some … more

With all the beach pictures going on- feel super uncomfortable going because I have to take my shirt off and showcase to the world I have horrible stretch marks on my hips and no abs. I usually hide b… more

I hate my job so much. It’s like when I’m there I feel like I’m wasting my time like I’m losing money being there. It’s an operations job and quite honestly stayed too long. There are processes where … more

When I was 21 I wanted to marry an ex roughly 10 years older. Still think about her from time to time and wonder.

Have you ever got in touch with your ex again years later? We broke up years ago, haven’t talked, but I am curious how he’s doing. I have no intention of going back. Just curious.

Wish it wasn’t so hard to find a girl who’d be into the idea of messing around with other people

Beating myself up for not buying bitcoin at 29k and ethereum at 1900. I really hope this is not the beginning of a massive bull run…

Looks are okay but we have amazing chemistry in conversation. Should I ignore the looks?

Just finalized and booked my wife and I to a vacation in Europe for end of the year. Feels amazing to call it our honeymoon after 4 years of marriage ❤️ Delayed gratification and totally worth it.

A girl I went to college with married her thesis advisor. I’m torn between feeling jealous that she got married and I can’t even get a guy to text me back and grossed out that this professor groomed h… more

I love pickle shots!!

My spouse and I are trying to make a baby. Does anyone know what the optimal amount of sex is to achieve this goal? Specifically, is too much sex bad for this (like should we be saving up)?

I wish senior accountant and Kpmg chief stop with the pda on this bowl 🤮

Hot Take: Raisins should be banned !!! What’s your hot take? ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Kissing after a girl has gone down on you but before she’s cleaned her mouth - hot or not? I know some girls/guys are into that but others aren’t. Curious about the split

If one more partner tells me to watch a YouTube video or read a HBR article on leadership I will puke! What ever happened to natural born leaders?

What’s something you only do in secret?🤫

We have a trip to Miami planned in two weeks. Just saw that Florida is averaging 20,000 cases day of mostly the delta variant. Super bummed as we’re both vaccinated and hopefully was going to get aw… more

Would you rather be able to speak every language in the world or be able to speak to animals?

I had an interview yesterday with the hiring manager. His name was Michael Scott.

Genuine question: feels like there are lots of inside jokes with the chiefs on this thread. I haven’t read every single post in the history of this bowl - anyone care to explain the dynamics?

The toll transponder makes my windshield look very ugly 🥺. So I just store it in the center console and drive through tolls. They eventually bill my toll account for the toll and add a small fee.

I’m so sick of politics and people politicizing things that don’t need to be. This is the perfect time for a new political party to come out called the “I hate politics, let’s just” party (pun intende… more

If you had the choice between taking 2 luxury vacations per year or 5 low budget ones, which would you choose?

I want the government to go door to door forcing the vaccine on people and sedating them if they resist. Am I wrong?