This isn't really overheard, but can we get a round of applause for those of us who see the worst of society, and also, sometimes the most redemption and justice. What a life

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Back when I was in private practice and I thought our expert was in trouble, judge to other side’s expert on cross: “Sir, your answers are duplicitous and evasive. Your prevaricating is annoying this court.” I had to look up “prevaricate” but it is verb I use a lot now. I like it.

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Alleged perpetrator: Oh hey, Mr D!!! Look I'm not in orange this time!

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Person: They called the cops on me.
Attny: On what grounds?
Person: They said I hit them with a bag of frozen fish.
Attny: And did you have a bag of frozen fish?

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Person: Yes.

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