At motions hearing — Opposing counsel had a hot mic before judge entered court room.
Junior OC to Senior OC (who is arguing) in hushed voices: “whatever you do, don’t bring up X case from our brief, it’s actually terrible for our position.”

Hello Fishes,

Looking for European and UK based companies for QA role

When a private equity firm invests in your company, they do expect to exit their investment within the next five to seven years.

Who has most influence in hiring decision? What order would you put from most to least influence in decision. Hiring manager, team, hiring manager’s boss.

Any news if there is any hiring freeze in UK?
I am not seeing much jobs active in career portals. The ones which are active are in Under Review status since last few months.

Considering a Product Owner role. Any best practices of what questions to ask during an interview? First phase deals with a virtual Teams interview with the recruiter and her manager on Tuesday. Excited since this is a hop from a Product Analyst role and entails an offer of over $30,000 from what I'm getting now! This would be a permanent full-time compared to my current contractor role that ends in March.

Does anyone know salary estimates for an Associate role at Norwest Venture Partners?

hi everyone ,

I currently work as intern in one of the big 4, now I got an opportunity In deloitte with a package of 7.6l lpa (6l fixed, 1l joining ,bonus & 60k variable) for the same job role. it is through cmpus placement & recruiting us as freshers. I do have another 3 yrs of experience but it was for other role. considering the experience that i have ,is there any chance for me to negotiate in the salary?
please advise

What companies are not in a hiring freeze? I'm looking for my next marketing role and it would be helpful to know of companies still hiring. Thanks!

Trying to get my dream starting job as a program assistant at the INTERNATIONAL RESCUE COMMITTEE, can anyone help with a referral? I currently am a program assistant, just not in the area I want.

Anyone from Nationwide? I’d like to hear feedback from current and old employees about the work environment, salary (G3), development, diversity etc. I completed an interview for Claims Manager position.

Would Middle East offices still hire many people this year or sort of at a hiring freeze? (Think post-mba level)

If anyone is interested in a referral to EY, I can help.

Hi All!

I’m looking for a digital marketing / growth marketing role around Toronto area. I have an overall experience in marketing for over 8 years and did various things like PR, Corp Comm, Digital Marketing strategy and growth marketing. Any one have any leads or roles you think I might be a fit for?

Happy to share my resume in DM’s if you’d like.

In need of advice: I am starting a full time role (Senior Consultant) in an industry that is my post-MBA goal. I want to start MBA Fall 2022. Does it look bad to AdCom if I apply R1 having been in my job for 1 month? (Will have 1 year when I attend). Thanks!

Hi Tax Fishes,

Anyone can refer me to Deloitte for A2 M&A Tax Role?

Many thanks in advance 👏🏻

Ey gds vs ey india.. which is better for career growth?

Hey Guys, Hope you all are doing great. Can someone let me know about the work culture, is Saturday working, are there any shifts and benefits of HSBC Electronic data processing india, ecospace, Bangalore?

FIS India WFH extended till Dec 2022 ✌️

How is the life and work culture in the exl?

Any guys who go to sheep’s meadow/Central Park? Looking to meet people/hang.

Can we take leaves while on notice period at IBM?
Generally we cannot but I have seen people utilizing sick leaves during notice period . Just want to confirm.

Looking to exit from 195k base to a sales role base 140 + 40 in guaranteed bonus year 1 to make up for the lengthy sales cycle. I know in the long run total comp through equity and sales commission bonus can be much higher but having a hard time making the jump… mostly my ego to drop drastically in TCO the first year after spending all these years trying to increase base. Still interviewing - unicorn saas account exec. What would you do?

Anyone know if I can fly DXB > LHR > USA (leaving this open ended) as a visa holder? With a National interest exception to the presidential proclamation.

Can anyone refer me for the role of Associate Business Analyst at Deutsche Bank, job id - R0170973

Best slim wallet?

Any idea, what will be the second round interview for azure data engineer in EY gds?

Who here is willing to turn on networking for the next 2 hours?? People want to see their options in this bowl! You can then quietly go back into the shadows.

I want to dispose my office chair and i live in Newton. Anyone knows if i can leave it curbside or where i can check for the details?

Hello fishes,
I am curious about my further career development in the automotive design domain, currently I have 2 YOE of which 1 is in the above mentioned domain.
Please suggest some pathways that I would or should go up with; be it a new skill learning or organisation switching or whatsoever

Can someone please help me get a referral at Goldman?

Back when I was in private practice and I thought our expert was in trouble, judge to other side’s expert on cross: “Sir, your answers are duplicitous and evasive. Your prevaricating is annoying this court.” I had to look up “prevaricate” but it is verb I use a lot now. I like it.

Best courtroom story/drama in the past couple weeks...go

Judge: This is your court appointed counsel, Mr...
Alleged perpetrator: Oh hey, Mr D!!! Look I'm not in orange this time!

Funniest courtroom story you have? Could use a laugh today!

When Judge James Brown asked, “So what was stolen was the cheese?,” Piwowarczyk kept an admirably straight face as he replied, “The defendant was informed that it was not yo’ cheese.”

Funniest thing I ever heard in bond court.

Hoping someone else will share!!

Domestic Violence docket: mother accused of assault & battery against her adult daughter... Defendant: You mean it's illegal to smack my own daughter?!
Judge: Yes, ma'am. Especially,when your daughter is in her 40s"
Defendant: well ----, that's the problem these days.

At court during the child support docket for non payment: Judge to defendant: Mr. X I see you have 7 open support cases. You, know what your problem is? You need to stop making babies.

DV DOCKET. Judge to clerk (not realizing his Microphone is on): Let's see what they did to deserve this sh*t.

Custody case last week.

On direct: Dad testifying about how his contact name in Mom's phone is baby daddy. (Pretending to cry): "it's derogatory, I know my child thinks I'm just a baby daddy."

During recess: Me to the GAL: will you dare me to sing the baby daddy song in court?
GAL: I'd pay to see that.

Me, on cross: Mr. L, isn't that an inside joke bt you and Ms. L. Doesn't it come from the song from the 90s, "who dat is, that's just my baby daddy, who dat is..." (singing the song in th

Person: They called the cops on me.
Attny: On what grounds?
Person: They said I hit them with a bag of frozen fish.
Attny: And did you have a bag of frozen fish?

* silence *

Person: Yes.

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