Thought we could talk about something more light-hearted on this bowl. What corporate jargon makes you physically cringe every time you hear it? 😬 And what would you rather say instead?

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I can’t think of what specially, but whenever people talk, and after they’re done it’s like they’ve said nothing 😬

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This reminds me of that scene in Billy Madison when the principal says “we are all now dumber for having been here today . May god have mercy on your soul”

“Let’s circle back” makes me cringe every time 😬 I usually just say “Let’s reconnect later” instead. Way less buzzword-y.

I see visions of bill Lindburg and his coffee mug. We all need to get together and write the modern day Office Space

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