Well, if I’m being aged out of advertising I can always go be a “cheese order writer”. And write. About cheese orders.

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I do love a good cheese.

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Elitist much?

No. I’ve gone after jobs “far down the rung” from where I am in my career and have been happy to do so because i like being in the trenches. And if it were this or not supporting my family, I’d go write orders for smoked Gouda and Manchego platters all day long. But at this point in your career would you happily respond/apply to writing cheese orders in Whole Foods? Your title tells me no. It was a joke about ubiquitous LinkedIn job notifications...lighten up, Francis. (I assume you’re old enough to get that reference.)

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I think the person who writes the Whole Foods job descriptions used to be in advertising. If that’s not creative writing for marketing...

The executive CD of Whole Foods in-house was a highly regarded agency creative. West coast and Texas. This ad is for a local market.

So funny! Wonder why CCO didn’t get the joke ...

I wonder if you also have to cut the cheese.

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