Why is Deloitte screwing up this bowl with idiotic memes?

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If they didn't, we all wouldn't have so much work 😁

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Deloitte screws up everything

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If you’re going to rag on uncle D in this bowl, at least do it with a meme!

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May be D1 has smoked something

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