Work hard guys !!
With every single effort you are getting closer to your resignation letter 🤣🤣

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An MBA school prof advised me to keep my resignation letter handy, in my office desk drawer, just in case I started to stagnate, citing the case of a brilliant government employee who was relegated to a cost consciousness, desk role on an almost invisible desk, for 10 years, before being ostensibly rescued by the prof himself! What he forgot to tell me, of course very innocently, was that 'a rolling stone gathers no moss', whatsoever, and there's no real learning except becoming almost, 'a Jack of all trades and Master of none!', if you keep hopping jobs 😅!?

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