You know you're a consultant when....

Hey! Are there any art directors willing to chat over zoom? I’m a recent grad and I need some advice about jump starting !

All these announcers do is talk about how Aaron Rodgers is God… it’s worse than Brady.

MIS Junior here. Should I graduate next May and start working or get my Masters in MIS and have 1 more internship? I have had two internships already (Business Analyst & QA/Automation Scripting) and I am interning in Cyber this summer at a Top 10 firm. Should I get my masters and try to intern with b4/MBB in cyber consulting or just graduate next May?

Which one y’all stole my muffin?

Anyone hiring for Business Analyst profile YOE 2.5 Notice 30Days

I’ve received several take home assignments that clearly use real company data or give a good indication to a company’s future strategy. If I wanted to be petty, assuming I haven’t signed any NDA or fine print promising secrecy, could I share this information publicly without facing legal repercussions?

Obviously I know it’s ill advised and this is purely hypothetical, but just from a legal standpoint, would I get in trouble? Seems like an obvious way to get back at a company.

The lengths I have gone to today to acquire 50 and 30 lb kettlebells...it’s harder than panning for gold!

Any thoughts around how to use M&A tax skills for the better good? I’m a CPA and originally got into this for a stable / interesting job, but in the long-term I’d like to do something that either influences drafting of tax legislation or helps the public (however naive that may sound). Perhaps I’ve gotten too introspective during the pandemic. Don’t really want to go back for a JD and aside from keeping a roof over my head I’m not very motivated by money. Anyone else have similar ideas?

Is Wall Street prep worth it to help break into IB?

I was approached by an external recruiter about Houlihan Lokey TAS at a senior level (SVP / Director). No specific comp ranges discussed yet, but I hear bonuses are massive. Not sure if anyone has insights at that level as most posts are for analyst / associates - thoughts?

Also hearing about a lot of turnover at senior levels - for people who work there, what's the story? Is it a leadership problem or just limited to offices?

My boss’ boss wants to catch up on how things are going; I changed groups 6M ago for a more fast-paced environment but have only partially gotten the transaction/networking exp I wanted - any advice?

Other than Medtronic, which med device companies would you consider the cream of the crop?

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How much salary can I expect for 3 yoe in JP Morgan (Enterprise Tech Audit role)

P.S. I already have an offer for 14 fixed.

I’m loving the resurgence of this bowl. Making me feel like I’m about to board group 1 somewhere 💕

Got an offer from a startup for 19.5LPA.
Its base is 15L, and I'll be getting 124800 in-hand.

I have 3.5 yoe in typescript/react/NEXTjs fullstack. Out of which only 10 months are on a full time role, rest of time was freelancing.
I am also an open source contributor for some NEXTjs related tooling.

Is this a good offer?

Anyone here who was able to assemble a standing desk all by themselves? Got one from Autonomous and I’m going crazy assembling this mammoth of a table. 🥺

Does anyone have the AWS Cloud Practitioner certificate and does it hold any value? I’m non-tech looking to get some certificates under my belt to be more marketable in my job search

Any recs on standing desk converters? Already have a desk so looking for a converter to put on top. Firm is allocating budget for wfh equipment.

If consulting firms were universities: McKinsey: Harvard - the most prestigious to those on the outside, but lowkey corrupt BCG: MIT - nerds that love comparing themselves to Harvard Bain: Penn / Wharton - fratty, preppy, never shuts up about the buyside (continued in the comments 👇🏼)

2 signs that my life has fundamentally changed...last night I dreamt about Use Cases and this morning the barista at Starbucks knew my name and order. Ughhhh.

looking for investment ideas (non-crypto) for accredited investors ($1M+ net worth, excluding primary residence). does this level of capital actually open any doors to investment opportunities?

Anyone have any recommendations for home office ergonomic desk chairs?

Best consulting firms for defense companies? What credentials do they look for?

What is the best consultancy for Media and Entertainment work? Considering a move…

Client asked me to stay till Friday (every week)!! Wtf!

How do I say to my counselor, "be prepared to see a big fall of my utilization because of things out of my control" without sounding like complaining or having a lot of negativity?

Assuming this causes a recession like in 2008, and many people get laid off, how long to take to find another similar paying job? I’m currently a strat manager in FS. Scared for job.

Anyone know smaller or mid-size firms that are great at enabling/improving b2b sales and marketing functions/capabilities for clients?

If I have a reservation with direct flights and American decides to change it without notifying me to one with two layovers, what can I do? Entitled to refund, compensation, anything?

Hey all, new hire here! Going to receive a $250 wfh credit; any recs on what I should get to build out my home office?

Accenture folks, seeing lots of news about layoffs at other firms here. Are we in the same situation?

Hired as SA1. if my utilization is low for round table but I’ve gotten good Snapshots will I go up to SA2 or SA1B, which I don’t want of course.

Finally getting a chance to put together a home office space. Looking for tips, photos, ideas. I have two monitors and a laptop so my do a three screen set-up. Debating about getting a standing desk or putting money in a super comfy leather chair. Open to hearing what you have done!

Is anyone happy being on their current engagement?