Your wife leaves for 48 hours on a business trip. It’s time to get a little crazy. What are you… ordering for DINNER?! 🤤🤤

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I'm ordering a metric ton of Indian food and eating the leftovers for every meal until she returns. My wife can't stand spicy food and I love it, I hit up our local spot pretty much every time she's out of town.

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Chinese food. She doesn’t like it, so as soon as she leaves I get it every night.

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This is a great opportunity to binge the shows which are called manly by ladies.
Anime, dark , violent, gangster

Maybe some good food as well

Basically create a mess like a kid

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I’ll just cook something rather than ordering for dinner - possibly something she doesn’t like as much as I do.

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If I can, I will go out on a solo trip if possible. But I will have to see the kids, so I will stay home and have the usual food 😢

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Pizza with “special” delivery 😉

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Mouth hug

I’d go out for dinner to a place which I wish to try but my partner doesn’t want to go there to explore.

And if it’s legal in your state, instead smoke a joint and order munchies, desserts etc. 😍

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Ima grab a massive over priced ribeye, cook too little and enjoy it.

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Book some massager to happy ending

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HAHAH Op somehow before I even finished reading this I knew what it was going to say. Not gonna lie I love when my wife is out of town and I can pick what I want to eat and not have to her worry about her vetoing it haha. I usually end up ordering pizza and wings.

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Fried chicken and beeeeer. But I live in Seoul

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