DeepFuckingValue EOD 2/3/21

I just stress-ate two doughnuts. How’s your day going?

Can someone please tell me...once documents submitted in coforge candidate portal...how many days will take to offer release...HR is not responding to the mails..

I’m a recent grad struggling to look after my health when I’m stuck in a cubicle 10+ hours a day. How do you juggle a healthy lifestyle with long hours at a desk?

Jajangmyun date anyone?

Have an opportunity to interview for a sales role at Paycom, cloud based human capital software. Anyone have insight on these kinds of roles? Don’t know much about it but a friend referred

Any BCG consultants or knowledge experts willing to chat? Super interested in the space and role but unsure what the best fit would be. Have 2 YOE in sustainability.

Hi All,

Greetings!

Can anyone please help me referring for Azure Data Engineer Role, YOE 3 years.

Reason: I am activity looking for a change as done with Firm Intiatives of Deloitte USI even they are not compulsory now.

Please drop your email ids in comment box (if comfortable) so i can share my profile with you.

Thanks in advance!

Anyone in printers row know of good gyms around ~$50? Looking to avoid LA Fitness at SouthGate or XSport (reviews seem to agree - they are a mess). FFC is just not in the cards rn.

What is CAF initiate process during recruitment?

My s/o and I were in a very long relationship that just ended. We have so much financial ties that I feel we need a separation agreement to resolve these issues. Has anyone heard of a non married separation agreement?

I have 9 years of overall experience and past 2 years with Oracle, I am in SAAS based apps, Recently I got 5 rating in the appraisal and Manager asked what is the number you are expecting ?
Any idea what to quote either percentage / LPA ?

If you and your girlfriend went to law school together, were you together the night the bar results came back? What if one of you doesn’t pass / and the other feels like they can’t celebrate?

Switching team internally competing with external candidates. was asking a promotion for next grade midpoint but was ok to accept >=50% hike which i told hiring manager before the process start itself which he said will consider if I'm the one selected.

Attended 5 rounds-- 1 coding, 2 technical, 1 managerial, 1 hr. Now after 2 months telling me I'm the selected one, but offering me just 20% hike and same grade

Any chance for negotiations? Any tips or guidance are appreciated. please help

Can anyone please give the salary range for a consultant with 5 years in Belgium?

Hello folks,
Looking for flat and flatmate
Location - Gurgaon
Flat - preferably a fully furnished 2BHK, under 15k per head, within 7km radius of office (unless its significantly economical)

Thanks.

GME, BB, AMC, NOK, PLTR

Y’all can tell me I’m crazy but am I the only one who feels like this is way more than just memes and a little extra money? It feels like a damn revolution. Feels like we’re fighting to swing the power balance back out of the grip of all this old money and into the hands of the people. Maybe I’m just a dreamer

Waiting for BBBY to blow its top again 🚀

How do we get back into wsb

Just threw the remainder of my life savings on $GME calls. I’ll either retire or restart at 23 🤷‍♂️

Did someone say GME 💎🙌

How’s everyone’s portfolios looking?

NOK & BB let’s go 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

Ready for a crazyyy day? Let’s do it!

The key is to keep the momentum going guys...we can’t give up so easily and let the suits win. $AMC to the moon tomorrow!!

Buying 10k GME 2/5 calls in T-30 LETS GO TO THE MOOOOOOON 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

Has the squeeze squoze?

Doge is up 103% today

$RKT - ceo was just on CNBC and said founders/employees own 90% shares outstanding and there is a 40% short interest as of 1/15/2021 (MarketWatch). Could be another opportunity.

Thoughts on Nokia's upcoming 2/4 earnings call? Got a call expiring 2/5 😬😬😬