I forgot about my wife’s birthday today.

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You pretended that you forgot because you have a great surprise waiting for her this weekend...

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This belongs in the singles bowl.

... 🙃

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Savage

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Pls fix

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I forgot it was my own birthday... don’t know if I should laugh or cry

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She will only make you feel guilty about it every day until you die. But at least you will never forget again

Enjoy the couch

Gonna have to double down on the anniversary, unless you forget that too. Phone reminders have saved my ass so many times, makes me look like a hero. Offfff couuurrse I remembered that (insert stupid event) honey...
Swish!

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Lol obviously! Doing well brotha. TGIF

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