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If only this wasn't true

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Typical days on a difficult project with a difficult partner

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Accenture global SC - 17fixed 3var + 2JB Exp -4.7 any scope to negotiate further? If yes how much? Accenture

I am also looking for other opportunities if any of you can help refer

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Hie folks ,
I applied in Bosch India through there website, the application says in progress since two weeks should I assume I will not hear from them . Or should I reach out to them . Does it takes this much time to get a reply

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https://joinfishbowl.com/post_f6jtwbjhxf
Looking for responses on this please 🙏

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Does anyone comment in this bowl

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24k miles on my SQ5 and it’s telling me the brake pads needs to be replaced. Is this normal? Aren’t they supposed to last longer than that?

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"Fleet message, fleet message" anyone as annoyed by that little voice as I am?

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Who bought some Bitcoin on Black Friday?

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Any recommendations for Harrisburg? Starting a new engagement there

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Rising Star

Jummah Mubarak Fam ☪️💚

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Question for Sales leaders who’ve said “I did an analysis and concluded we just need more at bats”.

Does it feel like you’re saying something useful? Or are you also writing a book titled “In order to get rich you just need more money”?

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Did anyone knows/ heard about the companies
Novus, sidinformation and cactus
Which are offering work from home for tableau developer or BI lead
Are these companies are good to join with 5 to 9 years exp
When job security and high pay and work from home these 3 major things I am looking for.

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How much time Mindtree take to release offer letter? I am waiting from last 2 weeks or more. On their candidate portal it is showing Shortlisted, however no offer letter . I have called the HR 2-3 times in past 5 days, however HR doesnt pick up my calls.

Below is the email i received from Mindtree, a week ago.

We would like to inform you that you have been selected in final interview with Mindtree. We are currently in process of taking your candidature for further processing.

Mindtree

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Offer to join Baird as an IB Analyst. Any general thoughts on Baird?

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Anyone ever have experience negotiating a new offer to include unvested 401k match and stock grants from your current employer? I hate leaving money on the table but there are some good roles out there. I’m not fully vested in my current 401k yet and my stock grants haven’t matured yet either. This would be at a global director level.

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What is your ABSOLUTE FAVORITE lesson?

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If you do billable work on a given PTO/vacation day, do you still count that day as vacation? Or do you get that vacation day "back"? Or do you only get the part that you billed "back"? (Or some other option.)

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5% in the US. Putting in my notice tomorrow!

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Hi Guys,
Does KGS have a collective disconnect during Christmas time in India?

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Oh the truth...

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Favorite Consulting Meme Instagram accounts?

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If you’re that chill consultant, thank you for keeping all of us sane. #plzdontquitbeforeme

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Calm down! :))

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Rising Star

Coding in college vs. coding with consultants

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4 slightly different shades of green. Plz fix.

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For shits and giggles

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Do it, I dare you. 😑

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Any handy roll-off memes?

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works at McKinsey & Company
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Are you not entertained?

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When you keep delaying that deliverable you promised last week......

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KPMG stop posting uncropped screenshots 😒

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Australian 🐟 - how's wlb in Australia? It's a long shot but might be looking at a potential move... Mostly within consulting itself though.
Looking for some general perspective - is it grinding till there's no tomorrow like in consulting in US? :)

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Heads or Tails?

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an Independent
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Thank you for your service

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I’m a simple guy. I see Mc🐝. I upvote.

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Consulting be like

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works at Accenture
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Any good PowerPoint SmartArt memes?

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a Manager
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Congratulations on your stimulus check, pick any item from the bottom case.

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Reason #101 why noise canceling headphones & drinks are critical (when status can’t solve travel nightmares)

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