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I feel like this is more appropriate for what I actually do:

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Hahaha! I feel so seen. Gained so much weight since I started my law practice.

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Except who uses a physical book anymore?

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Me! I still check my law books from time to time. I also find my notes helpful sometimes.

Yes!! I still use physical book because my retention is much longer compared to digital ones. I like scribbling and writing notes so it really helps.

That's exactly how my mom sees what I do. I won't be surprised if one day she has me sitting on a float on heroes parade. HAHAHA!

There's a lot less action than you think, people. I wish I was actually doing what you expect I'm doing lol.

Absolutely! My professor used to tell us that lawyering is 80% making a pleading, 20% oral argument. This is such a perfect picture.

Aww, mom. You think I am a superhero? So sorry to disappoint you. Lol

What I actually do is bury myself in books and in my computer. Pulling an all-nighter to meet a deadline. Also, chugs a beer to cap the day.

Hahaha. What I actually do is work all day and complain all night. It has become a routine at this point.

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Shameless company plug, sorry y’all. But Morgan Stanley just rolled the FRM Experienced Professionals Program. This program is designed to recruit and develop diverse professionals regardless of whether they have a background in Finance or Risk Management. Lmk if you’re interested and I’ll make sure to forward you the information.

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If you could live in London or Copenhagen, which would you choose, and why?

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any ADs wanna do young lions with me next year? i know it’s early but i’m eager. let’s meet up, do some spec, have some fun.

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