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Welcome! Feel free to share any stories about marriage, divorce, other personal issues, etc. This group is to support, and provide POSITIVE advice/feedback to women who might be struggling with a personal issue. Keep it clean, keep it classy, keep it positive. Thanks!

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We recently started the fertilization process with frozen eggs. I had 11 frozen and all survived the thaw but only 3 turned into embryos. We are waiting to see how many get to the blast state. Does any one know where I can find statistics on what the typical attrition / success rates are?

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Has anyone successfully used FMLA to take leave while dealing with side effects from IVF?

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Wife is 35 weeks pregnant and recently tested positive for Covid. Symptoms are mild to moderate. Doctor’s say no impact to baby if symptoms continue to remain under control. We are vaxed and boosted so not as worried about our recovery. More worried about the baby at this point. Anyone with similar experiences to share? TIA

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Kinda a long shot - but have any Canadians flown into LHR recently? What’s the arrival protocol? And what do I need to present to prove I’ll be self isolating for 2 weeks?

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Will try to keep this short - After parents visited a few months and I visited India and left, i feel like a void, everyday i feel like a machine with my mind still back home. Though its been a month

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At what point when we get our GC can we bring in parents in home country to the US? Is it only in conditions where we can prove they need our assistance? Is it possible to at least ask for extended visit time for them if not fully living here? Thank you.

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I sacrificed my health to achieve some major professional accomplishments, gaining significant weight along the way.

Now I feel like my weight is impacting my perception, despite my outstanding experience and credentials. FML.

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Question for the married 🐠- Have you ever gone to couples therapy? If so, how did it work out for you? Did it help and do you now live your life happily ever after? Or did it just delay the inevitable and you are no longer in a relationship with your significant other? I’ve seen so many people go to therapy only to end up breaking up shortly afterwards and dropping some serious $$$

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Best age to freeze my eggs? I’m 30. Is it too early?

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Deloitte 🐠🐟 in the DC area, which health plan do you recommend? I'm with Kaiser and it was a huge mistake. I'm looking to switch for 2020!

Veterinary medicine is always an adventure, and it's even crazier when you're out in the country…. today I've tended to a goat, two alpacas, and a llama (all live on the same farm) and I swear I have the best job ever

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Do you have a favorite movie or show character with ADHD? It’s difficult to meet others with same issues but was hoping to watch something.

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For those of you who use gym pass & go to places like equinox or boutique studios - do you like it / find value in being a gym pass member? Are you tied to only 1 equinox location?

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For those who've done Lasik in Chicago, any recommendations? I'm debating between LasikPlus and Kraff

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Any chance firms mandate the vaccine?

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Lost 5lbs in one week by pushing my first meal of the day back to 11:30am. Probably can’t consider it to be intermittent since I don’t have a hard cut off time for when I stop eating at the end of the day but I’m really happy that this small adjustment is working! 

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Thoughts on at-home pregnancy test 7 days post day 5 embryo transfer? Risks? Downsides? We have our blood test Sunday on day 9.

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How many physicians do we think use stimulants or other things to "get through day"

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Starting a tech consulting role at EY in October. Given the situation of tech offers being rescinded should I be worried? I already received some online onboarding stuff to start.

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When is busy season over for the SOX side of stuff? Please tell it doesn’t go past 12/31.

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How to look about for opportunities for Acca candidate who has 3y experience in external audit ? Looking for suggestions ! Thanks

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I'm the hiring mgr for designers in my org. I recently discovered pay band information given to me by the HR generalist I'm working with on hiring was outdated and updated bands had been released over the summer (prior to my hire date). The outdated information had led me to believe a prime candidate was out of range. Aside from incompetence, can anyone think of a reason why HR might have withheld information about the pay bands? I assume mgrs see the full monty when it comes to pay...right?

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Hello,
Can anyone suggest if it is possible to get an opportunity in any of the Big 4organization for any entry level role of an consultant.
I am a MBA in Marketing graduate, 2021 passout, currently placed in a manufacturing organization, working as International Business Executive where client management, consultative sales, product marketing, business analysis ( SWOT), strategic marketing and internal coordination & management are some of my primary roles.

Any help is well appreciated!!

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Anyone know if any of the MBBs are hiring experienced hires in India?

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Anyone have any good book recommendations?

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Hi all,
I received new laptop today by courier. Unable to sign in. “The sign in method which you are trying is not available. Contact administrator “
When I reached helpdesk, they are asking to visit office for password sync. Has anyone else faced this issue.
Pls help, trying to fix this problem without going to office.

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I keep starting huge projects or hobbies and being intensely into it for about 10 days/2 weeks, after which I forget about it and the project just lays around my house for months until I get interested in it again or I toss it out/donate it. It was fine when I was living alone but my partner is seriously frustrated with how messy the house gets and how much I spend on supplies for these things. How can I be less impulsive OR how can I stay motivated past the 10 day mark?? TIA

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Any insight into TCS M&A group? They reached out offering $200k for an M&A specialist role and would be a significant jump from my current salary. Unsure what they do in M&A space since they focus largely on delivery vs strategy

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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If someone wants to change from help desk work to programming but can't afford pricey schools what language would most beneficial to learn? And do you have recommendations for where/how to learn?

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I got call from tech Mahindra for selection on Friday But still waiting for any mail confirmation.

(1)How much time it will take to get confirmed selection mail and further process upto joining?
(2) They will call for salary negotiation or not?
(3) Upto what range they negotiate?
(4) What will be the salary negotiation range for 6 years experience person having 9lpa is the current package?

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Hi all! I’ll be relocating from NYC to Orlando, FL. I was hoping to get an idea of the average salary range for outpatient pediatric clinic positions. Thanks in advance !!

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How transparent is your firm about your H1B application? Do you get your application receipt number? I’ve worked really hard to get this job and made a lot of life changing decisions and worried about losing all this just because my application isn’t picked in lottery🥺🙁.

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Hi Fishes,
What are the ideal places/societies to stay near
Tavisca office? And what’s the average rent of a 2bhk for a family?Tavisca

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Hey guys joined new in Tavisca but was eligible for year end review, I got On track. The evaluation window was narrow so no complaints. What can I expect in compensation changes ??
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If someone revoke resignation in TCS.
Is there any rule that he cannot resign for certain period and where can I find that policy???

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Hi please advise

can join client organisation; will their be any conflicts with current company?

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Anyone work with AI at a macro level? I am trying to understand how AI is consumed today within software? I would guess software companies use cloud providers AI solutions followed by open source and then maybe through smaller providers, proprietary AI and APIs. Anyone has deeper understanding of this?

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One time I had opposing counsel who just lost hard after oral argument stand up and say, "I'd just like to note my appeal." Um... OK....

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Here it is.

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