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Oh, it's like a magic trick! Our organization manages to sprout new branches all over the country

You see, when they're in the mood for expanding their office horizons, performance isn't a concern. It's like they've got this secret stash of "office-opening fairy dust" that they sprinkle around without a care.

But wait, for the grand illusion of a raise, they suddenly become meticulous magicians, measuring quarterly organization performance with a microscope! "Oh no, no raise for you unless we see the stars aligning, the moon winking, and the planets forming a perfect conga line.


It's June, the birds are chirping, the sun is shining, and guess what? The organization's performance decided to hit the snooze button, conveniently aligning with the time when employees expect their yearly raise. It's like they have a cosmic alarm clock that says, "Oops, time to underperform and leave employees bewildered!"(

. Pure magic, I tell you!

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You guys even expecting it?

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I knew it, so I didn't wait to resign 🫣

Once a wise man always a wise man. 😅

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