Making Asses Clean Again

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Japan has bidets. More bidets, less toilet paper consumption

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Buy a $30 bidet off amazon. It will change your (butt) life and the installation in a breeze.

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I have 2 bidets in my house. My husband prefers them, I still prefer toilet paper!

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Now are those regular rolls, double rolls, or ultra rolls. I still get confused by toilet paper math.

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I don’t believe it. g/roll should be much higher in Germany compared to US.

super soft 4 layer rolls are the standard in Germany. In the US I always get 1-2 layers feeling like thin sand paper.

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This makes me concerned about hygiene in Brazil... 1/3 of the US?

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People who use bidets are cleaner than people who use toilet paper, so the US probably leads in being the dirtiest. If you get poop on your hands, are you cleaner if you wipe it off with toilet paper or wash it off with water? This TP issue finally pushed me install a hand held bidet I picked up at Lowes and it works great.

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Nah bro. Water is already in the toilet bowl 🚽 . I just use that to get it off my hands. Don’t need no fancy bidet for that!!

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Glad to see we’ve topped Germany again!

*Leads the world, if we consider the world as only consisting of 10 countries

Taco Bell giving us the nastiest shits since 1962 😂

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