When you ask the intern to take meeting notes

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No one ever reads the notes anyways.. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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That's what I did. Plus pretty/fancy font, and bolded/hilghlighted verbatim ;)

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I did the opposite. As mediocre note taking as possible, so I wouldn’t be asked to do it anymore. Being good at note taking just gets you more note taking.

Pretending to take notes is great to get people to think you are useful while doing very little

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Hi Fishes,

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