My son, 3 YoE, puts on some of my clear disposable safety glasses each and every time he goes to take a dump. That's the post. Happy Friday everyone!

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Better than mine. He went through a phase where he’d poop on a toilet paper wad and put it in the bathroom closet. He said he was an paleontologist and they were dinosaur poops. Years later I’m still not sure whether to laugh or be grossed out.



My 3 year old daughter poops in the closet or behind a curtain. Shes capable of using the toilet, and does to pee, but refuses to for #2.


Maybe he heard about the splash zone and is just being proactive.

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