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I wish bro maybe when I’m a partner

Hey, that’s not fair- it should say “and accomplish it by kicking orphans in the face.”

Little sus Deloitte but I’ll let it slide this time

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We’re hiring across the board at KPMG for cyber / cyber risk work - shoot me a DM if interested. (Pays well!)

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Anyone here that completed Udacity data analyst nano degree program? I feel that it would be a great way to get into the DataAnalytics practice or find exit opportunities in the industry? Thoughts? I am a first year Senior Consultant.

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Applying one year out of undergrad?
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If You need a referral have Cyber experience and a clearance DM me!

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Is vacation time typically accrued through the year or you can take them before accrued?

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Hi Fishes, how much can one expect for 11 years of experiance in storage automation QE profile in HPE. Thanks

I recently joined Visteon with a good package but I am really unhappy with the quality of work given to me. My peers are mostly clueless freshers from 3rd class colleges. I am starting to feel depressed and horrible. Upon communicating the same to my manager she says you should do what you are told to do, now she degrades me in team meetings.I am still on probation and planning to quit and run.But I am unsure if this will have bad consequences on my career. Can someone guide me here?

What are the various employee benefits that lilly offers?

Have prices gone up post pandemic?

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Hi Sharks,

I'm looking for referrals for a Technical Support Role. Currently working as a 'Senior Support Analyst' at Talisma, which is a CRM product.
I have over three years experience in Business Development and over two years experience in tech. I'm looking to change for better growth prospects.

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I am new here, so I'd really appreciate it if I get enough hearts to DM ppl.

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Especially for companies doing heavy hiring!

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Hey Fishes,
I am making my first switch. What should I tell my current manager on why I want to leave ?
He is the most dramatic person I have ever seen. I don’t have much experience in these kind of corporate talks.

Yoe : 2.1 years
CCTC : 3.9 LPA
Offered: 7 LPA

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Hi fishes,
I have recently joined in a project as a Oracle JD Edwards finance Functional Consultant.
Is this a good ERP to kickstart your consulting career and whether there are good opportunities for this ERP in the future.

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Anyone know of any companies in NY that require travel in and through Europe? Curious to shortlist them on my 10 page excel book

Hi All- I’m looking for a super simple time tracking platform to integrate with Asana for a team of 5. All we need it for is to see how much time is going into different projects that our department is managing. That’s it. No billing/invoicing/don’t care about time sheets, etc. We just need the ability to track and pull a report at the end of each month. Anyone have recommendations?

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Brand new baby lawyer dumb question - I am tasked with drafting response to request to produce. How long should this take? And follow up… how do I bill this?

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Wanted to discuss counter offer with Cognizant. Sent them mail, messages, calls no response. What to do? Just join them with offered package?
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