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2021 outlook for consulting from my fortune teller

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Lol amazing!

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What should be the salary for a HR manager with 8 years of experience in Singapore?

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Hello Fishes,
I joined Cognizant in July, but have setup my Goperform goals around October due to late project onboarding.
Will I be eligible for default hike after the new rules of appraisal?

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Thoughts on fooda?

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For anyone interested in a supper club in chicago, join here: https://t.me/+PC7D0tlMg8w1Yzgx

Still need to work out details but good to get everyone in one place

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Bowl Leader

Hey fellow Sale Bowl Mates. I wanted to give yall a quick update on our numbers.
We have grown by 1,890 members to 7113. This means we are well on our way to the 10K mark.
Thanks!

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Hi,

I was just wondering if anyone has any tips on what to add to a business plan to self source mortgage leads.

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I've noticed that the engineers keep their mouths shut whenever they're asked for feedback, but when they're alone, they talk about how much they wish they could change management.

Why is that?

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Do any of you guys suffer from a Candida overgrowth? How do you cope? Traveling and all the eating out is making it really bad. I never eat anything with added sugar or drink alcohol.

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Anybody in BCG PIPE?

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Any Freemasons lurking around here!? Thinking about making a Bowl for my Traveling Brothers. Maybe to talk about how we view this unique Labor (consulting) in a Masonic context, post some inspirational messages, recommend good books, idk stuff like that...

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Chief

Somebody say layoffs?

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What's the band of Manager Salary in CITI ?

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Just got preapproval from Chase. Should I check with other mortgage broker as well to see if I get a better rate? Was wondering how my credit score will be impacted specifically

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Got 21.5% bonus and progression from staff1 to staff2. Lead catagory was - Differentiating. Domain Tech consulting

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Community Builder

Anyone from intelligent automation or RPA Team got their hike?

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Engineering influencers to follow?

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Are there any industries where in-house hours are generally worse/better?

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I want this guy to write my resignation letter lol

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Are you saying leadership seminars don't work?!?!

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That kid is my fucking spirit animal

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I know the week just started but

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After binging Netflix all night knowing damn well I have to lead an 8AM meeting

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Stolen from FB. Everyone has had a manager/client contact like this

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Me too, kid

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Article 13 passed, time to close the Europe meme bowl! 🤣

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Will need an entire course for just this year 😬

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Fellow degenerates will understand

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When you are back to work on Monday and trying to put on a smile

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Don’t bring that sneeze around me...

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You tired? Just do this. You’re welcome ☺️

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Our superpower is expensing meals

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What's the best way to describe building and delivering technical proposals (i.e. business development work) and make it sound fancy for non-consulting firms?

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Try not to be too jelly 😎

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So you can finally show mom what you do all day.

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Oh, hello team members!!

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When consulting companies promote self care

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It was foretold in the ancient murals

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