Really enjoying the process of live testwork walkthroughs - if I keep my performance standards up to snub, I may be able to witness a live employee termination!! :D

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Term Employee: "Please, not my name plate, NOT the photo of Mr. Scruffles!!"
HR & Security Officers: "All right Bob, time to go."
Internal Auditor (Me): "Ascertain if employee removed within 2 days of PIP escalation - check!!" :D

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I wish that was a thing 😂

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