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I am going through a background verification with HireRight for Microsoft. I put as job titles the ones I also put on my resume, which are matching my real duties and activities. However, apart from my last employer, my past internal employers have really weird internal titles that say nothing about my qualifications and skills. Will this cause any issue and push Microsoft to rescind my offer?

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Hi there! I interview for a position with a planned Parenthood this week for a role as Special Events Manager to oversee their fundraising department. Because most of my work and experience has been in freelance. I’m having a hard time figuring out what my work experience translates to in a Salary position. Therefore, I wonder what my base pay should be. Does anyone have any experience in the role?

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So squirrels decided to eat my engine harness (thanks Honda for your eco friendly wiring).
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Is this bowl already dead? Assuming that most in this bowl, if not all, are onsite. There are so many situations which are unique to us. For example, no 401k and no PF contribution at the same time, bonus in INR even though our expenses are in USD, and so much more...
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Please advise. I am trying to keep the CV short but I feel I am really underselling myself. TIA

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Looking for a referral! First switch from TCS

Yoe: 3.9

Skillset: python, shell scripting, linux, hadoop ecosystem (hive, yarn, HDFS, solr/kafka, scala, map/reduce, Cloudera manager, oozie) datadog, cymatics, nomad, consul, teamcity, jenkins, Git, ansible, Docker. Rest API's

I think with with skillset, i might fall into DevOps category. But still any challenging role is accepted😎

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Hello! Looking at an opportunity with established startup in UK that's just been acquired by a large co. I'm US based and my salary is around $250k (NYC) -I've been asked my expectation without the startup giving me a range to work from (though I've asked). I'm not sure how to reply to them because I have a feeling that my requirement may be out of their range and while I don't want to undercut my value, I also don't want to be cut out of the process because it's an interesting co. Any advice?

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I’m in my 4th year at a small plaintiffs’ firm. Past two years I’ve received meager raises (5k) and terrible bonuses (3k). My boss prides himself on allowing me to gain experience so I have more courtroom experience than most attorneys with twice the experience. As I’ve applied for other firms, I’ve been denied interviews based on how my boss is perceived in the community. I’ve gathered professional references from opposing attorneys and other attorneys we work with but still can’t land. Help

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I feel like a mega nerd saying this but I just got staffed on my first data breach response and I'm having so much fun! 🥸😅

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Thought this could be a really great opportunity for some folks out here 🙏🏻

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I recently joined IBM Kolkata for mainframe. Is there any project available for 7B ? 9.4 years exp.

How long does it take for Morgan Stanley to get back after a Superday? It was with the FRM division btw. Morgan Stanley

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Dog friendly gyms in nyc?

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Any openings for Oracle Fusion Financials for 12+ years experience, in Bangalore?

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Not only did OC show up to mediation with zero intent to settle, ending the mediation before it even started, but they also ate our lunch (two lunches each)! This to me summaries my feelings toward mediation, and why I’m generally avoiding it moving forward.

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Looking for a used AWD SUV ~$20k price point, what would you recommend? Ideally 2012 or later with under 100k miles. Reliability and low lifetime maintenance costs are number 1 priority. Plan would be to run it into the ground eventually, not resell. Third row seating is a plus but not a requirement. Live in Colorado.

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Just found out this existed! 27F in London

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Has this been resurrected? 24F in Atlanta for a few days

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Anyone here in Toronto or Canada? Or am I all alone?

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Are y’all about this life?! Hit me up

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Can I shoot my shot if I am not black?

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Happy Friday! Are people still using this bowl? 28M in DC 👋🏾

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Has anyone had any luck using ‘The League’ dating app? I’m a 29yo woman based in Houston.

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Is this still a thing? Lol 25/F/Chicago

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Hello 👋🏾I'm a matchmaker and I have a few clients I'm trying to match:
- 49M, real estate developer, divorced - 1 child, LA (fitness is high on his list). - 37F, marketing manager, LA
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Just because...in case you need a good chuckle...🤣🤣🤣

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I'm 21 but I graduated college really early and I'm a analyst on track for promotion next year. Most guys my age are still in school and the ones older than me are hesitant because I look really young and I'm 6-7 years younger than most of them . Has anyone navigated dating in a similar situation

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Ladies: (no wrong answer) When considering the finances of a potential boyfriend, which is more important to you:
A. his current income;
B. his current debt;
C. his current savings;
D. his current investments

Keep in mind, I am not excluding all the more important factors in picking a partner, I’m just curious about this specific consideration.

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Just found out about this bowl! Male, NY

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Are the standards for what makes a black man or woman an attractive person for a potential relationship or marriage material the same for white men or women? Do we judge all 4 groups (black man, black woman, white man, white woman) the same?

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Ladies, if a man asks you out on a date but you aren’t available that weekend and you don’t offer an alternate date or time, should he ask again the next week…or ever?

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