I recently joined IBM Kolkata for mainframe. Is there any project available for 7B ? 9.4 years exp.

Woke up to a hotel breakfast of stale bagels, spoiled milk and rancid yogurt... great start to a client week onsite!

I'm definitely more productive remote. The office just provides too many opportunities for socializing. Plus I wouldn't feel ethical billing my client for my midday nap.

Up vote if your client made headlines last month! Mine moved the industrial index...

Just "wolf whistled" instead of saying my name on a client call. My young female client took it as a compliment.

Checked into hotel. Went to hotel bar. Charged drinks to the room. Asked for a room change because the view was shit. Let's see if I get charged. *I mean my client gets charged

When a client wants to bitch about the rest of the organization for 45 minutes after a Steering Committee meeting

When your Midwestern client discovers the remnant henna on your hands from your friends wedding and thinks you have skin disease #cantmakethisup

Spot check. Is this even English?... "Scope out the genesis of the project"

Finally built up the courage to take full advantage of the beach by visiting the gf on a weekday. At 8:30pm I got an email saying be back for a project by 8:30am tomorrow. She lives 4 hours away...

The discrepancy between the time I spend making PPT presentations and the client spends reviewing them is horrifically absurd

It's a little too early in the project to be receiving an ALL CAPS email. Especially on a weekend.

When you email a deck to the client and someone forgot to take off a former client’s name in the template footer. #askingforit #catchmeifyoucan

When you hear your manager discussing how he "isn't too thrilled about the idea of a project in Dubai..." And you fight the urge to jump up and down screaming "PUT ME IN, COACH! PUT ME IN!"

When you realize half this job is swatting sh.. out of the way so you can focus on the stuff that actually moves the needle for the client.

When the client is enamored with the analysis you did, but your manager takes credit for it...

Tips for declining but not really declining a project? Think I may have committed career suicide already...

When you have to plan a sneaky escape from client site for lunch in order to avoid another day of eating cafeteria food at your desk.

When you're hungover AF on Thursday at work because you went out too hard with your project team on Wednesday night... Thank god I fly out today and leave at 3pm 🙌🏻

Do you think I'll be able to use ubers and taxis as travel for all future client travel ? Don't want to get into it, but have some license issues and don't want to be driving.

When the only flight to your new project on the airline your loyal to is in the afternoon on Mondays... 😡

No company displaying!

How many first year analysts here started as interns? What did you guys do to get those jobs?

Testing for sound!

Still not seeing location in the post window when turning it off.

Post for likes! 😤

Do you see this post? 12:59am

How great would office emojis be in this app?

@DeloitteConsulting what the hell are these Functional Domain Hours and am I screwed if I didn't finish them for this past year? This is my promotion year

Is it possible to negotiate the salary during performance year end at Deloitte?

What should I ask for in my exit interview?

Do you guys write cover letters when applying online (aka no referral)? I used to follow that rule and then got bored, but I'm wondering how much difference it really makes these days

That moment when your manager tells u that you are doing a great job as the business analyst lead... and than you are the only ba in the whole project...

Approved for sapphire reserve 🙌

I’m convinced that “implementations” are more challenging than “strategy” consulting. Having done both, the nuances associated with having to figure out every last detail in implementations makes the work significantly more challenging than painting high-level strategy in what is often broad brushstrokes filled with assumptions.

Folks who have both a company laptop and client laptop - any recommendations for laptop bags that can easily fit both, but also aren’t incredibly bulky?

Was really excited to work from home this week... until I worked from 7am to 11pm. These hours are much less painful in while traveling. At least I got to expense lunch! 😔

ACN folk- do you use your corp Amex to pay for hotels and travel expenses? Have you ever gotten in trouble for not using?

Thoughts on taking a greenhouse fellowship role at Deloitte? Do you think it would derail promotion?

Do you know what the maternity leave policy at your firm is? Mine is 3mos unpaid leave, which I think is quite stingy. 😣😣😣

Long flight ahead - not sure if I am more excited about the vacation or the sky miles!