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Seeking meme - you’re 5th on the upgrade list and they just cleared the remaining 4 lie flat seats…

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Hi Connections,

We have below openings at Salesforce.

1.Associate Technical Consultant (1+ years)
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4.Senior Salesforce Developer (6+ years)
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Interested people who have strong relavent knowledge please DM me for referral.

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Hi Fishes,
I am not sure whether this is the right portal or not still I am going to go ahead with my question. Does anyone know a good online course to enhance coding skills (in R and Python) from the point of view of credit risk Analytics, modelling.

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Are there any good books to read to understand investment banking?

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Thinking having a 24’ HD and a 28’ 4K monitor setup. Is 4K for excel not necessary? How about 28’ monitors?

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Hi All, Wanted to know if we can work from UAE (tourist visa) with Deloitte USI laptop

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Anyone in metro DC looking to transition out?

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Hi fellow fishes,
Are there any current openings in Logistics and Supply Chain field (preferably Consultancies, FMCGs) for someone with 2+ years experience in the same field at Maruti Suzuki India Limited.
I have done my bachelor's from MNNIT-Allahabad.
Would be grateful for any good leads!!
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What's the future of SAP BTP (Business Technology Platform) I have been offered this role.

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How do I start the divorce process? Do I have to get a lawyer? Help...!

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“I mean if you need me I will be around...like in my house... not doing anything”

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What are the approx bonuses within S&C at the C and M levels?

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Going back to work tomorrow after a 2 week long vacation. Scared to check my emails 😭😭😭

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Any Delta Airline status challenges for 2018?

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Does anyone know the salary band for clinical program consultant at United Health Group? What is the typical bonus associated with this role?

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Is there any refferal open for the post arise at genpact of manager- accounts payable

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Who’s fault if anything goes wrong? Vp? Associate? Vp checking out and delegate everything to me...

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Came across this watch recently and I was intrigued. Anyone have any thoughts on it? Believe it’s called a Roadster chronograph

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it me when someone say “good morning”

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You can be not nice or not smart. Pick one.

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Oh, hello team members!!

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^ when you accidentally make a post using the name of your very small boutique firm and someone else from your very small boutique firm up votes the post

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Miller and bud is upset Corona is getting all the attention

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Me too, kid

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Me when i try to recruit team members for a known circus of a project

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When you notice an issue with a slide right away on Friday January 25th.

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I read this as "Elon just sent this 'meme' to employees" and was very excited!! Then I was not...

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When your client is understanding of your schedule, listens to your recommendations, and thanks you for your hard work.

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Article 13 passed, time to close the Europe meme bowl! 🤣

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Bye bye 🖖🏼

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Please do not show to client before Partner review!

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The carrot is the promise of partnership.

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