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Just curious if any1 here has opted for BH number plate for their vehicles, whilst being an HSBC group employee (HDPI, HTI, India or any other entity). Are GSC employees eligible for BH number plate? If yes, what was the process like?

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Received less salary this month also. (Same amount as last month)
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I have started my career at Wipro Technologies 6.3 years back and left 4 years back.

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Happy New Year Fishes! Can anyone refer me to a job at VMware. I can dm the job ID, resume, and a paragraph of why I'm qualified. Thanks!

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Holy crap. Is everyone else here as busy as I am? When do you draw the line?

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How much onroute pays to General manager

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What’s the average pay for room division coordinator?

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I feel claustrophobic just looking at him. Wasn’t even a long flight. < 1hr flight time

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Any model risk auditors out there? Curious of the required skillset needed for the role.

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Is today salary day? I havent received my salary yet?

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Making my to-do list for the week:

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While you still can...

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When someone says popcorn is a skinny snack (look closely)

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Stolen from FB. Everyone has had a manager/client contact like this

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What's the best way to describe building and delivering technical proposals (i.e. business development work) and make it sound fancy for non-consulting firms?

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Survey shows 75% of japanese people lie on survey questions

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I prefer green though

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^ when you accidentally make a post using the name of your very small boutique firm and someone else from your very small boutique firm up votes the post

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Will need an entire course for just this year 😬

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Thank you for your service

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When you ask the intern to take meeting notes

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Me too, kid

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Article 13 passed, time to close the Europe meme bowl! 🤣

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