Sometimes our clients can be so mean after we obtain a good result for them. 🤣

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“I’m going to file a bar complaint because I think it’s unethical that you ordered an expedited transcript without my permission so it would be here in time for trial. I would have never approved that.”

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LMAO I love clients 🤣

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