Idk, maybe it’s time we bring these engineers and techs down. If my 🧠 links to a 💻 , all of my non-billable work will come to light. 😤

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God help us all. Terminators, except with human capriciousness. We’re doomed.

Though my billables will skyrocket with all my nightmares about work.

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The computer chip sperm in that picture are very off putting

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Definitely do not want a computer getting my brain preggo

Curious how this will work in ADHD brains 😂😂 just jumping around constantly from thought to thought

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Blue screen of death 😂

Good god could they just ****ing not? 🙄 As if the biggest problem we have in the world is not having computers linked to our brains. What about fixing cancer or climate change?

No, sir. Those would be problems worth fixing. This, this is marketable in some bizarre way. I wish the older tech folks gained the wisdom not to do things. The young geniuses that think this stuff up have an idealist hope not bound by human treachery. In future people will be like “I didn’t know it would turn out like this.” Despite everyone saying it’s a bad idea lol

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